a latin teacher at my school always jumps on a table in his y7 classes when he tells this one story, he is pretending to be the dog while translating the story, and that is just a set weird thing, as teachers go we have a weird bunch, i have teachers who go on school trips with just one student, have coffee with them. I have seen teachers pulling faces at each other through doors in windows, chasing one another down the corridor.
My year 8 form tutor, a very scary man, once stood on a table with only 3 legs, he also ask me to write down avada kedavra because the 6th form had a hogwarts themed day and had put up wanted posters of him untitled voldermort.
writing all this down makes me realise how weird my school is, especially since this isn't even half the stuff that goes down with the teachers, and compared to the students they are very normal (atleast compared to my friends)
My math teacher in seventh grade threw his SmartBoard marker at a fly thinking he was some ninja. He, obviously, missed and made a whole in the wall. He also made relationship bets which I thought was awesome. I feel like he was trying to make a point by saying middle school relationships don't last.
the last day of my sr year of high school
my chem teacher let us make a bomb by putting some zinc and hydrochloric acid in a 2 liter bottle
it didnt go off for 6 hours and i came back to the class at the end of the day to see what happened.... and saw my teacher walk out to the bombs that had failed to detonate cover them in methanol drop a match and run
Brave teacher. My chem teacher accidentally set the ceiling on fire during a demo (the roofs were lower than our old school) - but to do that on purpose is kind of awesome.
CONJURED AN ANTI-SMILING POLICY ON THE ENTIRE DURATION OF HER CLASS.