Wierdest thing you've ever seen a teacher do...

[Lord Xwee]

My teachers are odd. Very odd.

Today, we have to make a small poster on a Greek mythology creature, and my group got Hydra. Then I go "OMG! LOST!" and after my friend Raven drew the 9-headed snake thingy, I drew the Hydra dharma symbol on it and my social studies teacher freaked out (she watches LOST too)
Here is part of conversation:
Teacher: What is THIS?
Me: Dharma symbol...
Teacher: Who knows what that means?
Me: ...me
Teacher: You LOST *trails off*

She got mad in a way that wouldn't get me in trouble.

And I saw two of my teachers dancing together...to make fun of me...

[Kathleen Konno]

The other day my physics teacher was in the hallway and said to me, "Hey, look what I found in the garbage! Exciting, isn't it?" and held up a Jonas Brothers notebook. I said, "Yeah...!" and ran to class where I started laughing hysterically. And the same teacher was one time randomly "gardening" (actually just moving dirt around) on the school grounds for no apparent reason. It turns out that he actually was helping them redo the landscaping or something. But he's still everyone's favorite teacher at my school, which may give you some insight into how interesting my school is. And on a side note, one of my other teachers looks like Mark Twain.

[Asa Plonsky]

I had an english teacher who would dance whenever she got a brownie.

Being teenagers, we tend to point out unintentional sexual references by teachers.

I also had a teacher (he's in his twenties) that called me a "fuddy duddy" and a "rum dum". We asked him why he used those words and he said it was because he couldn't say what he really wanted to haha.

[lauren]

My science teacher let us tase him. He said he liked pain.

[Lulu Sinner]

my teachers are tres werid

my german teacher always is messing around. a bunch of girls would laugh every time he says floppy disk. and he is always making rude comments. he has two boyfriend who used to date each other and know about each other he lets the girls look at his planner and comment on his dating one guy after enough day to day. he is like 60

my form tutor is scary he made 4 of us come to his lab at lunch to tell us we are the good kids and when he is yelling at the class it is not directed at us. which was really scary. today someone told a teacher how mean he was so all through form time he didn't speak to us and let us do what we wanted but we where all to freaked by his behaviour to do much.

[Ania Bentzen]

I once had a teacher who would talk about his story he wrote, on how he killed his students.. OO' (thankfully it wasnt my class xD) ...

when you were asleep doing class, my math teacher would draw on you and do other weird stuff. like touching your hair.. O__o.. kind of a weirdo

[flybat3]

I had this geometry teacher that would use geometry terms for sex.
"Is your radius bisecting my circumference?"......

I had an art teacher that would play old bat cartoons on youtube, he also talked about these hippy records with a student a lot.

[Isabelle]

Our school art teacher would cry if we brought up volleyball.

[Lulu Sinner]

a latin teacher at my school always jumps on a table in his y7 classes when he tells this one story, he is pretending to be the dog while translating the story, and that is just a set weird thing, as teachers go we have a weird bunch, i have teachers who go on school trips with just one student, have coffee with them. I have seen teachers pulling faces at each other through doors in windows, chasing one another down the corridor.

My year 8 form tutor, a very scary man, once stood on a table with only 3 legs, he also ask me to write down avada kedavra because the 6th form had a hogwarts themed day and had put up wanted posters of him untitled voldermort.

 

writing all this down makes me realise how weird my school is, especially since this isn't even half the stuff that goes down with the teachers, and compared to the students they are very normal (atleast compared to my friends)

[Janelle Harris]

My math teacher in seventh grade threw his SmartBoard marker at a fly thinking he was some ninja. He, obviously, missed and made a whole in the wall. He also made relationship bets which I thought was awesome. I feel like he was trying to make a point by saying middle school relationships don't last. 

[Andy VanderWeide]

the last day of my sr year of high school
my chem teacher let us make a bomb by putting some zinc and hydrochloric acid in a 2 liter bottle
it didnt go off for 6 hours and i came back to the class at the end of the day to see what happened.... and saw my teacher walk out to the bombs that had failed to detonate cover them in methanol drop a match and run

[Jessie Segal]

Brave teacher. My chem teacher accidentally set the ceiling on fire during a demo (the roofs were lower than our old school) - but to do that on purpose is kind of awesome.

[Ulf]

CONJURED AN ANTI-SMILING POLICY ON THE ENTIRE DURATION OF HER CLASS.