Stupidest things people have said

[Lily]

Have you ever heard someone make a comment that was just stupid? it could be stupid because of the situation(like you were talking about what a word means for 10 minutes, then the person asked what it meant again(and they actually mean it, they really don't know)) or ignorant (like when someone in my class made a comment about how it was random that the Iraqis don't like the US!sorry to bring politics into it...)
So yeah... stupidest comment you've ever heard.

[Annie]

This reminds me of a time when my friend and I were talking about the religion test we had just completed. I said, "Well, I definitely got the "Where is Jerusalem" question, that was easy." She said, "What did you put?" I said, "Israel, duh." Her eyes went wide and she looked worried. "What did you put?" I asked. She replied with, "Um, Islam."

[Roxana]

I was walking behind this girl on campus next in the science building and she was yelling into her phone, she said:
"I can't find my car! I swear dude it's impossible, with all these people in the classrooms. Oh wait, I know! It's not here. Maybe I parked it somewhere else."

And then proceeds to the Nursing building, yeah because maybe you'll find the car there.HAHA

[Alex Tchock]

Person A: "Yeah, we gotta do our report on a non fiction book..."
Person B: "Non fiction... that's like, the fake one... right?"
Person A: "Uhhh yeah. I think so."

-Actual conversation that took place between two freshmen. Sometimes the world makes me want to facepalm.

Also-

"There is no genocide in the world today!"

"What's a Darfur?"

[Penpusher]

Last year in math I overheard a conversation between the kids next to me.

Girl #1 says something about when her parents lived in Vietnam.
Boy: "Wait, you're Vietnamese? I thought you were Asian!"
Girl #1: -death glare-
Girl #2: "You're so dumb, all Asians are Vietnamese!"

[Stalking Sanity]

I went to this incredible exhibit on the Titanic with my boyfriend a while ago, where you kind of just go at your own pace, looking at the artifacts and reading the plaques about them and the people on board, and we were fortunate enough to have a family on vacation right in front of us. Since we were pretty much together for an hour or so, we talked to each other while ambling around. It was your average family of four, two kids, a mom, and a dad who thought he knew everything.

[[Upon reading a plaque about a woman who promoted literacy and women's suffrage]]
Mom: Look at that, she was a suffragist.
Me: Yeah, I read something on her, I think.
Dad: We've got to end this women's suffrage stuff. You ladies have been sufferin' too long.
Me and my boyfriend: ...

Yeah, it was really hard not to laugh in his face. It was awesome.

[Kate Towns]

i rembered abnother stupid thing some one said,

Whe where in P.E and there was a beatle on the floor and this is the conversation

Girl #1: Ewww squash it
Girl #'2: You carnt squash it, thats a baby turtle
Girl #1:Is that a turtle?
Girl #2: Yer you fool.

HAHAHAHA a turtle on an athletics track in England!

[BC]

I was hanging out with my bimbo friend and we had a fantastic moment. we were both a bit drowsy. and watching jeaprody. some guy nailed an entire category about about contries and we realised that we dont know of many countries. i jokeingly said "wow i can name like 3 countries, America, Canada, And Mexico" i was kidding of course. the show goes on and randomly my friend suddnly shouts at the top of her lungs. "OMG!! (my name) WE FORGOT CHINA!" i have yet to stop laughing

[BC]

bahahahahahahahahahahah

[Kassaundra S]

A high school teacher and a student:
Teacher: "Give me the internet. Give it here. Put it in my had now!"
Student : "um" hands floppy disk
Teacher: "Good, You can have it back after class."

[Inkweaver]

"You only have a birthday once in your life!"

Yeah, a girl in my school said this. And she was serious.
How stupid can people be?

[Palladium Alchemist]

Me: It's insulting for someone to say "That's so gay!"
Bitch #1: It's just how people talk.
Me: But if I pointed to an African American and said "Nigger" people would be insulted.
Bitch #2 (Also known as my English teacher): It's just the evolution of the word. It used to mean happy.
Me: Yes, and gay people adopted the word. If they had stuck with "homosexual" people would say "That's so homo."
Bitch #2: There is no way to tell for sure.
Me: So you're telling me if homosexuals didn't call themselves gay then no one would have any sexuality issues and they could get married anywhere? And as an after thought, could I go up to an African American, call him/her a nigger, and then justify using a racist slur as it being the "evolution of the word"?

It's bad when a peer condones saying "That's so gay." But when a teacher, a person of authority, says using some one's sexual identity as an insult is OK, that's just... I can't even fucking describe it.

[secret aunt sandi - dftya]

Foolish Questions

You've heard of foolish questions, and no doubt you've wondered why
A person who will ask them can expect the same reply
Did you ever take your girl a box of candy after tea
You notice how she grabs it, then says, "Is this for me?"
Foolish questions! You should answer when you can
"No, the candy's for your father or your mother or John, the hired hand
I just wanted you to see it, and now I'm gonna take it away"
Now there's a foolish question that you'll hear most every day

And then most every morning, there is someone 'round the place
who sees you take the shaving brush and lather up your face
And as you give the razor a preliminary wave
This fool will always ask you, "Are you going to take a shave?"
Foolish questions! And your answer is, I hope
"No! I ain't prepared for shaving. I just like the taste of soap!
I just like to take my shaving brush and paint myself this way"
Now there's a foolish question. You'll hear 'em most every day

Suppose you have a caller, some afternoon at five,
and while you sit conversing, the doctor should arrive.
And when she sights the doctor, instead of being still,
this fool asks insanely, 'Pray tell, is someone ill?'
Foolish questions, and you answer with a shrug,
'No we often have the doctor in to beat the parlor rug.
Or sometimes tune the baby grand when someone wants to play.
Or sometimes console our old Mama, when Daddy is away.'
Now there's a foolish question you may hear most any day.

And then you all have met the man who stops you on your way
He asks you where you're going, and listens while you say
"I'm going to the funeral of poor old Uncle Ned"
As soon as you have told him, he will say, "Why, is he dead?"
Foolish questions! And you might as well reply
"No! He always thought at first he'd have the funeral. Then after a while he'd die.
Uncle Ned was so original, he wanted it that way"
Now there's a foolish question that you'll hear most every day

Now suppose the elevator guy should forget to close the door
And you should tumble down, oh say forty-seven floors
And when you reach the bottom and you're lying there inert
Some fool will come walking up and ask, "Are you hurt?"
Foolish Questions! Your dying words are
"No! I was in an awful hurry and that elevator's just too slow
Usually saves a lot of time, you know, comin' down this way"
Now wasn't that a Foolish Question? You'll hear ‘em everyday!