Stupidest things people have said

[Lily]

Have you ever heard someone make a comment that was just stupid? it could be stupid because of the situation(like you were talking about what a word means for 10 minutes, then the person asked what it meant again(and they actually mean it, they really don't know)) or ignorant (like when someone in my class made a comment about how it was random that the Iraqis don't like the US!sorry to bring politics into it...)
So yeah... stupidest comment you've ever heard.

[Grace]

A girl in my math class asked if a lemon was a vegetable.....so we told her it was, =)

[Maria]

A girl who is a forensic chemistry (so, pretty good at science) major replied that a mushroom is a fruit when asked about it... How 'bous it's a fungus??? I would have even respected vegetable!

[sebastian sileoni]

ok this is a situation. Iwasa working as a tutor 2 years ago. sudently I asked to girls how much is 20/2, ..nothing. I said again "how much is the half of 20?", ...nothing...... . So I took ton tens from my wallat and I said "here is ten, in my other hand ten more, together they make 20, so how much is the half of 20 girls?"
I swear for god they looked at me like if i was asking them the meening of life XD, I said at the end "It`s ten girls, ten"
and one of them said " O MY GOD YOU ARE RIGHT"
taht was the stupiest thing I ever seen in my life until now XD

[Cherie]

When I was in high school we had a dress code that your shirt had to meet your pants, and of course, this was during the height of low waists, high-thongs, and short shirts. So when one of the male teachers sent a girl blatantly in violation to the office she said: "Is it, like, sexual harassment if I didn't want him looking at me?"

[strawberrycute.]

My friend "Are chickens birds?"
Me- Yes!
Friend "Well, can they fly?"

She said she was confused or something. It was hilarious.

-That's the first thing that comes to mind, atleast.

[Shadow]

Chronological Order
The top 2 stupidest things I ever heard.

School trip to Ireland 3 years ago.
Just got off the plane in Belfast airport...

Me: "At least it's not raining here."

Best friend Jen: "Oh my God, everyone's Irish."

Me: "Oh. My. God..."


Trip to Washington DC in February this year.
On the way to Capitol Hill...

One of the 'Pink Ladies': "Oh wow. Is that one of the White Houses?"
(So named pink ladies because they traveled from England to DC, DC to NY and NY to England in pink pyjamas...)

[Blue (John)]

Wow.

Just.... wow. xD

[JorickHorn]

Well, you have to admit... Jen was right.

[Julia Q]

Alright, so I was online on AIM and I put up my away message as Jonh's haiku shirt and about 2 minutes after I go away, this is the IM that I receive: (I won't put her or my actual screen name, so I'll just replace them with my friend or me)

My Friend (8:10:19 PM): OMG, WHY ARE UR AWAY MSGS ALWAYS LIKE RIDDLES OR SUMTHING...? LIKE THEY NEVER MAKE SENSE EVVER AND IT PISSES ME OFF BC I DONT GET IT! GOODNESS

Auto Response from Me (8:10:19 PM): Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

My Friend (8:10:30 PM): WHAT THE POO ARE HAIKUS!?
My Friend (8:10:46 PM): AND WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO W/ A FRIGE
My Friend (8:10:49 PM): AND EASYNESS
My Friend (8:10:53 PM): JEEZ

The moment I got this IM, the first thing I thought of was this forum. Siiiigh, non-nerdfighters. :/

[M]

BAHAHA...wow...interesting...

XD

'What the poo are haikus?!'

[Ashley G.]

I had a fellow classmate write on his test that the Holocaust was a time when people came together to celebrate. The teacher and I agreed that his comment should force his failure in the class. I tell myself that he was thinking Pentecost, but sadly, he might have just been that ignorant. This is why I am destined to become a history teacher, to cleanse the classroom of such sad answers.

[Maria]

There was a girl in my morality class, junior year of high school, who got so confused in our discussion of the Holocaust and world wars, ended up with "So, wait, Ghandi bombed China?"