Stupidest things people have said

[Lily]

Have you ever heard someone make a comment that was just stupid? it could be stupid because of the situation(like you were talking about what a word means for 10 minutes, then the person asked what it meant again(and they actually mean it, they really don't know)) or ignorant (like when someone in my class made a comment about how it was random that the Iraqis don't like the US!sorry to bring politics into it...)
So yeah... stupidest comment you've ever heard.

[Henric]

Said by a 20-year old girl:

"I don't give a poo about kings, so I don't know the answer."

The question was which king that brought protestantism to Sweden and made it independent (It's really a "smarter than a fifth grader" questions).

[Kris]

Once, in my World Geography class, we were about to start a chapter on Asia. The girl next to me got very excited and said    "Asia is my favorite country!" I turned to her, hoping to save her from embarrassing herself, and whispered "Asia is a continent, not a country." Instead of listening to me, she (loudly) retorts that if Asia isn't a country "Then how do you have Asians?" We had just finished a chapter on the continent of Africa, so I tried to explain to her that you also have Africans from the continent of Africa the same way you have Asians from the continent of Asia. She proclaimed that if fact, Africa is a country too, and I should really start studying my notes. The teacher (who, by the way, was listening to the entire episode) was quite amused. She had to explain to the whole class the difference between a continent and a country.

I have a thousand other stories from that class, but I'd need about a week to type them all.

[Cameron Andrew Mcneill]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3WIUNUxDyE&feature=plcp

[Annie]

I was in a balloon debate (where you pick a famous person and debate their right to survive a balloon crash), and I was Einstine, and someone asked me in questions why I created a monster - she thought I was Frankenstine!

[Eystein,]

That's pretty bad, but you do know it's 'Ein s t e i n' and 'Frankens t e i n' right, not 's t i n e' I hope?

[Morton George Malcolm Tooley]

me: i'm thinking of getting an MP3

hannah: you're better off getting an IPod

[Clare]

This was said by a kid in my math class
Someone said something about Harry Potter and he goes "Who is Harry Potter? Oh wait isnt he the British president?"
I just about died right there...

[Laela spyLash]

"It's so small, it must be unintelligent."

Someone in my life literally said that.

Needless to say, I'm ashamed for them.

[Laura Conneely]

A girl asked me if wolves were real or were they made up for the twilight book

[jgfmer]

One time on Easter my family went to visit my grandmother in the hospital. While we were there, my dad made it a point to say "happy Easter" to everyone we saw. It wasn't untill we left that I told him it was a jewish hospital... We thought he would get the hint from the 20 foot star of david stain glass window, in which he complimented on the way in

[Eystein,]

Knight [With assertive resolve]: "If noffing noffin niff"

Of course what he meant to say was "if nothing opens it..."

First English school play, so stupid ain't the word, but it sounded really funny ;)

[Eystein,]

Also another funny slip of tongue from a really smart science professor I had in the states. She was talking about the background story of the field we were studying, and was trying to make a joke out of how all these great pioneers were all dead dudes (to what end I do not remember, it was just a divergence)

Anyways, she blurted out: they are all dead Jews.

What made that funny is that she is German, and have a strong German accent. I was the only one who loudly snorted though, which threw her off balance so I dunno... I feel bad about that ;)