Three Clichés About Where You Live

[Susan]

State three clichés about where you live and see if people can guess where you are from. I think it would be fun to see all the cultural misconceptions out there. :p
Heres mine:
I live in an igloo.
I catch fish for a living.
I club seals.

[Emma Conover-Crockett]

Maine?

[Emma Conover-Crockett]

Well...
We encourage our children to drink from a young age.
My town has at least 2 bars (although this one is actually true)
I own at least 24 cows, from which I operate my dairy farm.

[Zoe Yang]

I drink Tea.
I have a very posh voice as I am oh- so upper class. 
I personally know the Queen.

That last one will have given it away. It seems insane bit I've been asked countless tines whether I know her...;)

[Monika W]

I guess it's England? :)

[Julia Herrera]

London?

[Vivian]

I'm too educated for NASCAR
I eat pizza or Chinese take-out every night
I'll mug ya

[Allyson]

Hahahahahaha mine will be a dead giveaway.
I ride horses everywhere I go. (Someone actually asked my sister if she rode horses to school when she visited a different state, btw.)
Everyone here worships George Bush.
We've all got such extreme twang that Boomhauer from King of the Hill would be proud.

[Zirror]

Either Texas, or 1821 Princeton, New Jersey..

[Allyson]

Lol it's Texas!

[Zirror]

I wear Lederhosen.
I love David Hesselhoff.
I insist on racial purity.

Hesselhoff is so not even wildly known here anymore!! Not to mention popular...
*turns to the side* What's that? We had a Hesselhoff poster in our lunchroom at the navy? Really? *turns back*
Well, apperantly he still is.

[Allyson]

Deutschland!!!!!

[Zirror]

that's right! xD