The only other one I could think of was "It always rains" which is true, but only on one side of the state. My side? Dumps rain constantly. Other side? Dry, flatland.
I'm a redneck.
I hate gays (Not really! It's a stereotype!).
My hobbies are hunting and NASCAR.
Nope! Try again!
Another clue: lots of tobacco.
1) I drive drunk
2) There is no speed limit
3) I ran into a buffalo this morning