Ok, I Googled some.
1)Everyone is a granola eating hippie.
2)Richer hippies than the state below us.
3)Everyone loves indie rock.
The only other one I could think of was "It always rains" which is true, but only on one side of the state. My side? Dumps rain constantly. Other side? Dry, flatland.
I'm a redneck.
I hate gays (Not really! It's a stereotype!).
My hobbies are hunting and NASCAR.
Nope! Try again!
Another clue: lots of tobacco.