Three Clichés About Where You Live

[Susan]

State three clichés about where you live and see if people can guess where you are from. I think it would be fun to see all the cultural misconceptions out there. :p
Heres mine:
I live in an igloo.
I catch fish for a living.
I club seals.

[Emmeline R.]

England

[Larry]

I am from this state:
We have the most drunk driving arrests.
We have the most whooping cough cases.
We don't have as many shootings as Colorado; we only shoot Sikhs.

[Daniel]

New York or somewhere really close to it!

[Clare Holman-Hobbs]

Bexhill 

- God's waiting room (very true!)

- We're posh (we're not, just well spoken)

- We're cultured because we have the De La Warr Pavillion. (We're not...) 

[Vanessa Gonzalez]

Florida?

[Jesse Harrison]

The SE area of the great British Isle?

[Jack Reilly]

Alright this may be hard as it's very area specific but:

I'm a conservative in a liberal state.

I often go hunting.

I like to take trips down to the city.

[Vanessa Gonzalez]

Ok:

I bike everywhere

I recycle Everything

I wear a lot of Flannel

[Dominique Robin Liefveld]

San Francisco?

[Kanowitzy]

I feel this will be too easy to guess, haha.

I live in a grass hut on the beach.

I surf/swim to school.

We don't speak English as our primary language.

[Bethany Winters]

Hawaii?

[J0e]

I live in the city.

I live in the city.

I live in the freaking city.