Why yes, I am indeed. Our clichés are so banal I doubt anyone would miss them. For the record, I am an extremely boring person who doesn't even drink.
Swiss, by any chance?
next is me :)
i eat a lot of cheese
i walk on wooden shoes
i am a farmer
Hello! I believe I've found a fellow Dutchman!
Baaahaahaa, oh this is a fun thread. Ummm...
L'see now...The only things to do here are: eat barbecue, listen to jazz, look at fountains.
Also, most people assume I live in the state of Kansas, I do not.
1, I tawk leik thees. (That's what the accent kind of sounds like when typed... I suppose)
2. I honk my car incessantly.
3. When walking the streets, do not look at each other, do not speak with each other.
I punctuate every sentence with "lah", "lor", "leh" "sia", "hor".
I am obsessed with durians and orang utans.
It is hot here ALL THE TIME.
I think this is obvious enough! :)