umm well its probably not the randomest thing ive ever said but its a recent random one i can remember ( since my life is basicaly randomness ) but yeah i work at cold stone creamery and i was tired and it was busy so i was kind a crazy, and i dont remember why but i think a customer couldnt decide what to put their ice cream in so i asked them if they wanted me to waffle iron my hand and make a bowl out of that and give it to them
Once when working on a project in art class I noticed that there were eraser shavings all over. I just looked at them for a while then said:
"Wow...guys, do you ever wonder where the tiny bits of eraser end up?"
I was talking to my sisters about the book The Face on the Milk Carton and I intended to say something to the effect of, "Why didn't Janie go back with her real family?" and instead my loopy, sleep-deprived brain came up with, "Why didn't they want the Chinese?!"
...I still don't understand that phrase.
I can't think of any random things I've said (though I'm sure there are plenty), but what popped into my head was something my sister screamed after I jumped into the bathroom to scare her: "IT'S WET!" At the top of her lungs, while jumping back and pointing at the bathroom rug with all her might. It was hilarious!!
For the curious: she had just sprayed the rug (and every other soft surface) with Febreeze (sp?). She's nuts about that stuff.