That guy in Burger King
What's the best thing to eat when you're hungry?
A bungee-jumping kangaroo .
Do you like to parachute?
Only while it's raining, and then mostly with a herring.
What is the best way to catalogue a home library?
Your uncle Pavi whos a pedobear(:
What year was the sharpie invented?
We are being controlled by the government.
Who's that behind you?