We are being controlled by the government.
Who's that behind you?
Friday. (actually Sunday, but for the poetic reasons, I choose Friday)
What's the meaning of life?
Grasshoppers, I'm sure.
Why do bananas turn brown?
May the force be with you.
What's love gotta do with it?
Because you don't have a pink bow
Why am I getting so scrawny?
Because kumquats are delicious.
Why are oranges orange?