Who wants to play?
Here's what you do. One person asks a question, and the next person answers that question incorrectly, and then asks a new question. And so on. It can get pretty hilarious after awhile.
Well, millions of years ago there were the first birds, these birds were tiny and defenseless against the larger animals because all they could do was trod slowly and there hands were bloated and freakish. Then one day a magical genie came and granted the birds the ability to fly.