10 Honest Answers

[Chiburger]

I made this Discussion, becaue I realised, that on many of these kinds of tests, we lie. I know how awful that sounds, but it's true. We lie.

- If you would have to have an object on top of your head for the rest of your life, what object would it be?
- A Hamster, hehe.

... Really? I mean, wouldn't that be awfully inconvenient?
WE JOKE. I'm not saying we shouldn't joke, I think it's fun, I do it, but...
Consequently there are people who want to know... THE ANSWER (dramatic huh?)

So I'm going to ask 10 questions, and first, you answer the first thing that comes to you mind, and THEN you THINK for a second about the real answer, and write that down as well.

[Triskaideka]

1. If you would have to have an object on top of your head for the rest of your life, what object would it be?
Before:a hamster because that swhata you just said way to sway my answer
After:a hat would be most convieniant
2. What is your favourite sound?
B:rain
A:rain
3. What would you like to be when you grow up?
B:aerospace engineer
A:aerospace engineer
4. What is the object in the world (not person, OBJECT) that you could never bear to loose?
B:books
A:clothes (im not a faan of being naked)
5. Who is the person you couldn't bear to loose? (The person you'd hardly survive without)
B:my mom
A:my mom
6. Do you hate somebody? (Everybody counts)
B:yes
A:yes
7. Do you enjoy answering questions about yourself?
B:no
A:only somethimes
8. You're being shipped off to an island where you are to live a week before you die from the poison they shoved into your mouth. Which book do you take with you?
B:a book on my bookshelf
A:anicdotes of poisins found on and island
9. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
B:flying
A:reaading peoples minds
10. How do you think people around you (f.ex. schoolmates and workmates) view you?
B:kind of a bitch or quite
A:depends on who it is really

[Lee Katherine]

1. If you would have to have an object on top of your head for the rest of your life, what object would it be?
Before: Would this object be included in the measurement of my height? In that case, the tallest thing possible.
After: I guess probably a hat. Anything else would be weird.
2. What is your favourite sound?
B: The sound your mom makes when we are together. In bed. Having Sex.
A: Maybe the ocean.
3. What would you like to be when you grow up?
B: Myself, only older.
A: In reality, I have no idea. That's why declaring my major next semester is so difficult. Something to do with psychology, but that's about all I know.
4. What is the object in the world (not person, OBJECT) that you could never bear to lose?
B: I live a meaningly, consumer-driven life, but there isn't really anything without which I could not bear to live.
A: Um, I'm not that emotional about anything, so probably my computer. That would be a pain in the ass to replace.
5. Who is the person you couldn't bear to lose? (The person you'd hardly survive without)
B: Your mom.
A: My pops.
6. Do you hate somebody? (Everybody counts)
B: I hate whoever decided a university education should cost 200K and put me in debt for the rest of my life.
A: I think most people have some sympathetic, redeeming quality that prevents me from hate...I do hate TV characters, though. Mohinder on Heroes? Annoying as shit.
7. Do you enjoy answering questions about yourself?
B: Obviously, because I am awesome.
A: Um I really do, I used to do these things all the time when I had a LiveJournal.
8. You're being shipped off to an island where you are to live a week before you die from the poison they shoved into your mouth. Which book do you take with you?
B: Novelized porn. What else am I going to do with myself?
A: Um, a book about how to make the antidote out of indigenous plant life. Or maybe Harry Potter.
9. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
B: Telekinesis. I am super lazy.
A: Telekinesis. I am really lazy.
10. How do you think people around you (f.ex. schoolmates and workmates) view you?
B: Um, pretty much a bitch.
A: Um, pretty much a bitch. Unfortunately, my biting sarcasm has come to define me.

[Deanna]

1. If you would have to have an object on top of your head for the rest of your life, what object would it be?
Before: forever, I won't want to have something on my head forever
After:I still don't want something on my head forever, if i could take it off every now and then, it would be diff story
2. What is your favourite sound?
B:running water (always my answer to that question)
A: laughter that I cause.
3. What would you like to be when you grow up?
B:A writer
A:A writer
4. What is the object in the world (not person, OBJECT) that you could never bear to loose?
B: A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving
A:We just had a fire drill, and I grabbed my autographed copy of Paper Towns and A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving. I didn't even but on Shoes
5. Who is the person you couldn't bear to loose? (The person you'd hardly survive without)
B:George
A:Still the George to my Fred
6. Do you hate somebody? (Everybody counts)
B:yes
A:yes
7. Do you enjoy answering questions about yourself?
B:no
A:kinda
8. You're being shipped off to an island where you are to live a week before you die from the poison they shoved into your mouth. Which book do you take with you?
B:A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving
A:A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving, it saved my life once, i'm sure it can do it again
9. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
B:time travel
A:Time travel
10. How do you think people around you (f.ex. schoolmates and workmates) view you?
B:I normally think they hate me
A:They think I'm really weird

[Erin Lynn]

1. If you would have to have an object on top of your head for the rest of your life, what object would it be?
Before: My cat
After: My light-up Disney princess tiara
2. What is your favourite sound?
B: Birds
A: Any Ben Folds song!
3. What would you like to be when you grow up?
B: English teacher
A: English teacher / writer
4. What is the object in the world (not person, OBJECT) that you could never bear to loose?
B: My car
A: My birth certificate
5. Who is the person you couldn't bear to loose? (The person you'd hardly survive without)
B: Mom and Dad
A: Brothers
6. Do you hate somebody? (Everybody counts)
B: No
A: No
7. Do you enjoy answering questions about yourself?
B: No
A: Yes
8. You're being shipped off to an island where you are to live a week before you die from the poison they shoved into your mouth. Which book do you take with you?
B: Paper Towns!
A: Paper Towns!
9. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
B: Flying
A: Flying
10. How do you think people around you (f.ex. schoolmates and workmates) view you?
B: Funny
A: Funny, but slight obnoxious at times

[Let'sNameHerSarah]

1. If you would have to have an object on top of your head for the rest of your life, what object would it be?
Before: cat
After: a.... hat?

2. What is your favourite sound?
B: music
A: music

3. What would you like to be when you grow up?
B: a hooker
A: an author, bassist, or screenwriter

4. What is the object in the world (not person, OBJECT) that you could never bear to loose?
B:my gerard way doll
A:the poem that my grandpa wrote about me when i was a baby

5. Who is the person you couldn't bear to loose? (The person you'd hardly survive without)
B: Irwin Sparkes
A: my mom, family

6. Do you hate somebody? (Everybody counts)
B:yes. the man who shot john lennon.
A: not really.

7. Do you enjoy answering questions about yourself?
B:yes!
A:no.

8. You're being shipped off to an island where you are to live a week before you die from the poison they shoved into your mouth. Which book do you take with you?
B: something i can read within a week?!
A: the dictionary

9. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
B:invisibilty
A:wizardry. then i can do anything.

10. How do you think people around you (f.ex. schoolmates and workmates) view you?
B:weird style, kind of quiet, kind of loud sometimes.
A: sarah.

[Kevin]

1. If you would have to have an object on top of your head for the rest of your life, what object would it be?
Before: Hair
After: Hair (does hair count? If not, a hat, I suppose)
2. What is your favourite sound?
B: White noise
A: White noise
3. What would you like to be when you grow up?
B: Alive
A: A surgeon
4. What is the object in the world (not person, OBJECT) that you could never bear to loose?
B: A home
A: A home
5. Who is the person you couldn't bear to loose? (The person you'd hardly survive without)
B: Mother
A: Mother
6. Do you hate somebody? (Everybody counts)
B: No
A: No
7. Do you enjoy answering questions about yourself?
B: Yeah
A: Yeah
8. You're being shipped off to an island where you are to live a week before you die from the poison they shoved into your mouth. Which book do you take with you?
B: I commit suicide
A: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
9. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
B: Time control
A: Time control
10. How do you think people around you (f.ex. schoolmates and workmates) view you?
B: I think they hate me
A: I think they hate me


OKAY. I guess I don't like that much.

[Skyler!]

1. If you would have to have an object on top of your head for the rest of your life, what object would it be?
Before: a hat
After: an invisable light-weight device that allows me to fly
2. What is your favourite sound?
B: rain
A: still rain
3. What would you like to be when you grow up?
B: writer
A: journalist?
4. What is the object in the world (not person, OBJECT) that you could never bear to loose?
B: water?
A: still water. it's pretty important.
5. Who is the person you couldn't bear to loose? (The person you'd hardly survive without)
B: my mom
A: still my mom
6. Do you hate somebody? (Everybody counts)
B: no
A: still no :)
7. Do you enjoy answering questions about yourself?
B: not really
A: ...maybe
8. You're being shipped off to an island where you are to live a week before you die from the poison they shoved into your mouth. Which book do you take with you?
B: The Road
A: still the Road
9. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
B: flight
A: ability to manipulate the space-time continuum
10. How do you think people around you (f.ex. schoolmates and workmates) view you?
B: weirdo
A: quirky

[dozzzier]

1. If you would have to have an object on top of your head for the rest of your life, what object would it be?
Before: My hair
After: Still my hair (I'm pretty vain about it, I guess)
2. What is your favourite sound?
B: George Takei's voice
A: the sound of the TARDIS taking off
3. What would you like to be when you grow up?
B: A psychologist
A: A writer who writes YA novels. The novels are an international hit, which earns her the credibility to pave her way to Harvard. Later, after the novels have been republished as manga, the manga are transformed into J-Doramas. I appear at the auditions and dazzle them with my incredibly accurate portrayal of the female lead. From there, I appear on a lot of variety shows, which has a negative effect on my standing in the 2012 Olympics (staying up late every night only earned me a bronze medal). At twenty-three, I get married to my best friend out of convenience and then fly back to America to study to become an FBI agent. I am shot to death my a homicidal maniac on my first assignment, though I survive. My rehabilitation didn't enable me to rejoin the FBI, so I flew back to Japan to meet up with my husband and co-star with him in another J-Dorama, which flopped but brought me to realize that I truly loved him after all. We lived happily ever after in New Zealand, where, though everyone makes fun of my accent, I'm eating all the shrimp I want.
4. What is the object in the world (not person, OBJECT) that you could never bear to loose?
B: My plaid sneakers
A: My mind
5. Who is the person you couldn't bear to loose? (The person you'd hardly survive without)
B: David Tennant :)
A: My sister
6. Do you hate somebody? (Everybody counts)
B: Yes
A: No
7. Do you enjoy answering questions about yourself?
B: Uh...
A: Not really.
8. You're being shipped off to an island where you are to live a week before you die from the poison they shoved into your mouth. Which book do you take with you?
B: How To Cure Poison
A: How to Cure Poison: Now With Detailed Summary On How To Escape Deserted Islands
9. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
B: Invisibility
A: The ability to have any ability I can dream up
10. How do you think people around you (f.ex. schoolmates and workmates) view you?
B: Weird
A: Smart and quiet

[Andrew]

1. B: A hat
A: I would also go with hair
2. B: Wine Cork
A: Silence
3. B: I don't know
A: I still Don't Know
4. B:My life
A: My family (All of them it's an object right?)
5. B: Everyone
A: Everyone, without anyone who will you miss?
6. B: No "I love you, but that doesn't mean I have to like you" Christianity.
A: Same as above
7. B: Hmmmm kinda depends
A: Not really, This quiz really makes me think. I'm learning more about myself.
8. B: Ishmael
A: Nothing (no really I wouldn't bring a book)
9. B: We're human we were/are meant to be human and if you had superpowers then you would also have to save the world or try to destroy it
A: ES (Extra Sensory) powers, then I could sense when something's wrong and help out.
10. B: I don't know
A: Perhaps they think that I'm an interesting, funny guy that enjoys many things in life. They say that I'm entertaining, funny, weird, and nerdy. But how do I know? What if they hate me? I can't tell by what they say. They could lie to me as long as they don't get found out.

I enjoyed this quiz, it made me think and I think I've connected to myself better. Next time put the befores In a seperate Group and the After i a seperate group so you don't have to say what you thought after in your before column/row.

[Leah!]

1. If you would have to have an object on top of your head for the rest of your life, what object would it be?
Before: An Orange.
After: That would be awfully inconvenient. I think a realistic answer would be the hat I made for my Halloween costume- it is Ash's hat from Pokemon and it is awesome.
2. What is your favourite sound?
B: Wind.
A: Actually, the wind kind of freaks me out. I'll have to say voices, I love listening to certain people talk.
3. What would you like to be when you grow up?
B: Peter Pan!
A: I actually wouldn't mind being like Peter Pan... alas, I am too old now. And grow up? I plan on never "growing up". But I do hope to have a job that includes animals someday- I'm not sure exactly which job, though.
4. What is the object in the world (not person, OBJECT) that you could never bear to loose?
B: My computer.
A: Yeah, my computer. It holds my music, I can access the internet... I don't know what I would do without it.
5. Who is the person you couldn't bear to loose? (The person you'd hardly survive without)
B: My sister.
A: My sister. She's the only person that truly understands me for the most part. We're a lot alike. Life would be lonely and lame without her.
6. Do you hate somebody? (Everybody counts)
B: Hate is a strong word.
A: I dislike people, but I don't hate anyone. That's an all consuming word.
7. Do you enjoy answering questions about yourself?
B: Yes. It gives me something to do.
A: Yes. It gives me something to do... and I actually have to think about myself.
8. You're being shipped off to an island where you are to live a week before you die from the poison they shoved into your mouth. Which book do you take with you?
B: The Bible.
A: Really, self? the Bible? Oh Jeez. But I agree with myself- I've never even read the Bible all the way through. A week before my death seems like a good time to start.
9. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
B: To fly.
A: Scratch that, I want to read minds. I like knowing what other people are thinking about.
10. How do you think people around you (f.ex. schoolmates and workmates) view you?
B: They tend to say I'm "awesome". But that makes me feel like the annoying kid that no one actually likes.
A: Yeah, I think the people I know think I'm cool. (that's what they always tell me.) People I don't talk to or don't know very well, though, it seems to me that they think I'm going to shank them one day.

[PTRIX =]]

yes i know i didnt follow the before and after but those are primarily my "after answers"

[PTRIX =]]

1 a hat
2 the water of the ocean
3 fashion merchandiser
4 my phone
5 coline on quarantine
6 i prefer not to hate as it shows your own weaknesses
7 yeah, i like to let people learn more and more about me considering some of them cant ask me in person =\
8 the art of loving
9 ability to hear what anyone says and thinks at any time
10 loud, friendly, loving, annoying at times, but yet important