As we all know, Harry Potter movies have come to an end. I cried so hard at the movie and still cried when I got home. I finally calmed myself down by reading Harry Potter Jokes! So then I had an idea. What if we could get Hank to do a Joke video just for Harry Potter?? That would be totally awesome. (and I know at least 170 of you on youtube agree with me) I'm not saying this will make up for the fact that the movies are over but it will sure as heck give us something to laugh and reminisce about! Tell me what you guys think! Leave some jokes if you know any, as well!
What do you get when you mix Hagrid and Herbology?
A hairy potter!
haha yes!! I totally agree. Or harry potter pick up lines! And if he does the pick up lines he can use his giraffe puppets!
So i found this really funny webpage with a bunch of them. enjoy! :P
A girl on my bus told me this HP pickup line:
Hey baby, would you mind if I put my basilisk in your chamber of secrets?
Stole it from Tumblr, but
"Platform 9 3/4? I can think of something else with the exact same measurements! *points at pants*"
Though they had that under a picture of Tom Felton, and being as he's from the UK I have to assume he meant centimeters... oops :P
My friend told me about this one:
You know who?
Thats right. Avada Kevarda! (i forgot if it was exactly the same or not)
And im trying to think of some.. Harry Freaking Potter is Tottally Awesome so step off Malfoy (i don't think thats a joke. but i like it)
i never cried at the final film.........................much............alright, i cried for about a month when dobby died.
anyway, jokes.........uh......what do you get when you cross a werewolf and a freezing charm?