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50 Hp jokes for nerds!

As we all know, Harry Potter movies have come to an end. I cried so hard at the movie and still cried when I got home. I finally calmed myself down by reading Harry Potter Jokes! So then I had an idea. What if we could get Hank to do a Joke video just for Harry Potter?? That would be totally awesome. (and I know at least 170 of you on youtube agree with me) I'm not saying this will make up for the fact that the movies are over but it will sure as heck give us something to laugh and reminisce about! Tell me what you guys think! Leave some jokes if you know any, as well!
Thanks!
CometTheNerd

http://yourpants.org/showthread.php?10590-50-Jokes-for-Potter-nerds...

Tags: hank, harry, harry potter, jokes, potter, puns

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Permalink Reply by Lexi on July 24, 2011 at 7:15am

What do you get when you mix Hagrid and Herbology?

A hairy potter!

Permalink Reply by Jasveen on July 25, 2011 at 6:29pm

haha yes!! I totally agree. Or harry potter pick up lines! And if he does the pick up lines he can use his giraffe puppets!

 

Permalink Reply by Meagan McConnell on July 28, 2011 at 8:38pm
that might be the coolest thing in vlogbrothers/harry potter history!
Permalink Reply by Jasveen on July 29, 2011 at 8:25pm
Why thank you. I really hope hank sees this, because it would be so awesome if he did this.
Permalink Reply by Alicia Victoria Iverson on August 16, 2011 at 11:11am
I love this idea!
Permalink Reply by Bonnie Watson on September 3, 2011 at 4:51pm
That would be awesome!
Permalink Reply by Jasveen on September 10, 2011 at 3:56am

So i found this really funny webpage with a bunch of them. enjoy! :P

 

http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/harrypotter.html

Permalink Reply by Yoyo McRunfast on August 15, 2011 at 10:20am

A girl on my bus told me this HP pickup line:

Hey baby, would you mind if I put my basilisk in your chamber of secrets? 

Permalink Reply by ryan brennan on August 25, 2011 at 2:25pm
if i was a girl and a guy said that to me, i'd definetly let him.
Permalink Reply by Logan Crossan on August 15, 2011 at 2:08pm

Stole it from Tumblr, but

"Platform 9 3/4? I can think of something else with the exact same measurements! *points at pants*"

Though they had that under a picture of Tom Felton, and being as he's from the UK I have to assume he meant centimeters... oops :P

Permalink Reply by Rosie on August 25, 2011 at 2:12pm

My friend told me about this one:

Knock knock

Whos there

You know

You know who?

Thats right. Avada Kevarda! (i forgot if it was exactly the same or not)

 

 

And im trying to think of some.. Harry Freaking Potter is Tottally Awesome so step off Malfoy (i don't think thats a joke. but i like it)

Permalink Reply by ryan brennan on August 25, 2011 at 2:23pm

i never cried at the final film.........................much............alright, i cried for about a month when dobby died.

 

anyway, jokes.........uh......what do you get when you cross a werewolf and a freezing charm?

frostbite!

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