Because I just love Fight Club so darn much. . .

[Katie]

If you could fight ANYONE who and why? I'm curious. . .

[Ultimate Schnitzel]

Hmm I really don't feel like fighting anyone that I would like hurt... at least not until I've buffed up a bit.

But it wold be (kinda, maybe) cool if Hank and John fought on top of a cliff on a rainy day, after a dramatic opening sequence with the words "There can only be one..." Muahahaha...

[Trebor]

I'd fight Hank and/or John just because I like an easy win every now and then.

But if I really wanted to fight and have it NOT be over in 5 seconds, I'd probably fight one of my friends.

[thedragonfruitking]

beneath the flesh of hank and the john lies not organs but awesome and awesome mr Trebor is fist proof

[madeofrecycledawesome]

Probably fight my 8th grade social studies teacher...

[Katie]

I think it would be fair for me to write who I would fight. But there's more than one so bear with me, por favor.

I would fight my friend Helen. It would be interesting. She's tall. I'm short. How would that work, right? Would I like bite her ankles and punch her knee caps? WHAT WOULD I DOOOOOOO? '
I think I would also like to fight Ralph Fiennes. He plays the Dark Lord. Could I pwn the Dark Lord? . . no. But that would be cool.

And Brad Pitt. . .should I really explain? Its Brad freakin Pitt. Mega Sigh.

:DDD I love thinking about this. And I'm not a really a violent person like this either.

[Helen]

I'd fight Flo from the insurance commercials on TV since she's annoys the living hell outta me everytime I see those commercials. It'd be really nice to bash her face in..
And I'd fight President Reagan. I'd like to be all, "THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF YOUR FOREIGN POLICY AND ECONOMIC POLICY."
And maybe Shakespeare since I have always hated reading his works in school.
AND I'D FIGHT MICHAEL PHELPS. i'd probably lose that battle really quickly. :c
and i'd fight you, kate. P:

[Katie]

RONALD REAGAN WAS AN AMERICAN HERO.

And I hate Flo too.

[Katie]

I REALLY HOPE THAT STATEMENT WAS FACETIOUS.

AND THAT WE'LL ALL STOP TYPING IN CAPS LOCK.

[The Black Knight]

I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED ON CAPS LOCK AND CANT TURN IT OFF... ITS MAKING ALL MY FRIENDS MAD AT ME AND TEARING MY FAMILY APART. ANY IDEAS?

[PWC]

TRY BUYING A NEW KEYBOARD. IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, JUST TELL EVERYONE YOU YELL ALL THE TIME BECAUSE OF A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT.

[thedragonfruitking]

you fool even if caps lock is on you can hold shift and things appear in lower case

[Lombardian]

George Bush. Except it would probably go down similarly to the scene in Catcher in the Rye with Stradlater and Holden in the washroom. Physically, he'd probably take me, but I'd give him a verbal whipping while he did.