The terror... in my pants.
Things my girlfriend and I have argued about... in my pants.
The Name of the Star in your pants.
I like that! Heck... it's hard not to post a bazillion things to this thread.
I Was Told There'd By Cake (in my pants)
The Earth, My Butt, And Other Big Round Things (in my pants)
When You Are Engulfed In Flames (in my pants)
Whether in "my" pants or "your" pants. It still happens in pants.
The Secret Life of Bees in Your Pants
The Lord of the Flies in Your Pants
Things Fall Apart in Your Pants
To Kill a Mockingbird in Your Pants
Fahrenheit 451 in Your Pants
War and Peace in Your Pants
Where Angels Fear to Tread in Your Pants
The Man Who Had All the Luck in Your Pants
The Stranger in Your Pants
The Collector in Your Pants
A series of unfortunate events.. in your pants
Great expectations... in your pants
All I can think of right now is We Broke Up in Your Pants and Its Kind of a Funny Story in Your Pants.
The Color Purple...In My Pants. (actually, that sounds like a serious medical problem)
The hair of Berenice in my pants
To kill a mockingbird in my pants
The invisible child in my pants
Untamed...in your pants.
Wicked Plants...In My Pants.