The Sirens of Titan...in my pants
A Brief History of Nearly Everything in your pants
Things Fall Apart in your pants
Steve Jobs in your pants
The Disreputable History of Frankie Landau-Banks In My Pants
Don't know if this has been said.
I Am Number Four... In your pants
Love all the people in my pants
1000 years of annoying the french in my pants
Chaos in my pants
How about this:
The Moving Finger in Your Pants?
an abundance of katherines...in my pants