Moby Dick ... in my pants (I wish)
Fifty Shades of Gray ... in my pants
Whoomp, There It Is ... in my pants (more likely) ... wait, isn't that a song title?
on dangerous ground.. in my pants
I have several as my dad tends to read books that are made much, much better by the addition of "in your pants" :
Battle Cry of Freedom (in your pants)
1000 Sacred Places (in your pants)
Where To Go and When (in your pants)
Fighting Talk (in your pants)
Chicka Chicka Boom Boom in your pants
(Chicka Chicka Boom Boom, will there be enough room?)
Adrian Mole and the weapons of mass destruction in my pants
Play title: "Waiting for Godot" ... in my pants
Movie title: "Finding Nemo" ... in my pants
Movie title: "Looking for Mr. Goodbar" ... in my pants
The Taming of the Shrew.. in my pants
A Streetcar named Desire.. in my pants
ermm.... Great Expectations in my pants......
The Divine Comedy, In Your Pants.
The terror... in my pants.
Things my girlfriend and I have argued about... in my pants.
I like that! Heck... it's hard not to post a bazillion things to this thread.