Code Names You Call People You See A Lot But Don't Know

[phillypretzelfactory]

Everyone has them... don't we? Share your favorites.

Mine are as follows:

Svetlana, because she looks Scandinavian.

Fiona, because she looks like Fiona Apple.

Flapjack, because he looks JUST LIKE A REAL LIFE FLAPJACK OH MY LORD

Arianna Huffington, because she dresses like a political blogger.

Baggy Pants, because she never buys pants that fit her. COME ON, just one size smaller! I know you can do it!

[phillypretzelfactory]

I know what you mean about the Percival thing! There's another kid my friend calls JJ because he looks like JJ from Skins but he also just LOOKS like a JJ.

[Nique]

Haha i love JJ from skins!

[friendoftheood]

hot [her last name], because she's the hot one of her family, and I don't know her first name.

[November Payne]

Pinky--this little kid in my neighborhood who always wears pink
Big Stripes and Little Stripes--two little kids at a babysitting night last year who were dressed exactly the same
Ben--he looks like a Ben!
Pom Pom--she's a cheerleader, one of the popular ones in my grade, yet I don't care to ask her name

[Charlie Pidcock]

Hot Swedish girl, I don't call her this cos I don't know her but my house mates constantly refer to her as Hot swedish Girl.

[Simen Pamplemousse Hus]

I just love how you call the girl that is Scandinavian-looking with an Eastern European name. It just shows a great level of understanding in so many segments of life that it just bewilders me.

[phillypretzelfactory]

I have a very limited understanding of Europe, actually. It's quite embarrassing.

[sarawr]

Pacman- guy my bf used to hang out with he had a jacket with pacman on it. I know him as Matt now

[Jockles]

Harry: actually called Hatham, but he looked like Harry Potter. Not like Daniel Radcliff, but how Harry Potter looks in your head (and this is the consensus of all of us)
Cedric:we were having a discussion about how Cedric was such an awesome name, and from that moment onwards I could not think of her as anything other than Cedric (yes... HER...)

[wearsredsox]

WG (Weird Girl)- I'm all for weird but this girl is just over the top. She is also a frequent BINGO.
WB- Her boyfriend. They wear matching trenchcoats.
WC (Weird Couple)- Easier to say when the two are together.

Flip Kid- He just runs around doing flips...

Dyslexic Spit-F***- He's actually one of my really close friends... he uses his dyslexia as an excuse for everything, and he's just a bit of an idiot. Like a little puppy chasing it's tail :D

The Bens
Crazy Ben- He's smoked just a bit too much pot...
Mysterious/Turkey Ben- He's really hard to read... and he fought a turkey when he was 11.
Preppy Ben- Yeah, we're at a private school, but most people are just from your average middle class family. He likes to flaunt his wealth and it gets tiring :p
Camo Ben- Every time I see him he's wearing camo. He's also known as Colonel Mustard because of his facial hair. And Ben Dover because people are immature :D

I spend a lot of time people watching and a small campus is the ideal setting to give random people nicknames :)

[Michelle]

monster-guy: Because he wears a monster jacket.
sex god- even though the only nice part of his body is his hair. Lets just say I didn't name him this
art guy- awesome senior art guy! who is awesome!
jose, the one thats mexican- because the other jose is not mexican, and does not have pretty blue eyes for real, he just uses contacts.
the thing- more like a pet name. but he still bugs me.

[Q]

There's this girl in my school who, from behind looks like me, and my friends have taken to calling her Faux Samantha.

I was mistaken for Faux Samantha by this girl who apparently doesn't know either of us well the other day. After I revealed that I was not named Shannon (this seems to be F S's name), she apologized and muttered something to her friend about Shannon having an abortion. Faux Samantha is secretly very interesting.