Corrupt a Wish.

[Terra Rose]

It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

[Terra Rose]

You just make a wish, I'm supposed to corrupt it. Here, I'll start.

I wish I had some chocolate pudding.

[Kenny]

Here's a bowl, but hundreds of slave children were worked to death in the jungles trying to find the perfect cocoa beans.

[Dave Chapin]

Granted, but the pudding has roaches in it.

 

I wish I had 4 million dollars.

[Sarah Cameron]

Granted but I hope you have plenty of piggy banks because it's all in pennies.

[The Great Gonzo (JD Bell)]

Granted. You have exactly on molecule of chocolate pudding.

[Gwen The Lyn]

I wish I could ride on a unicorn.

[Alex the man behind blue eyes]

granted, but then john comes up and slays it and then it lands on your left leg breaking it.
i wish i had more time to study for midterms

[Julietto, Daughter of Hecate.]

Granted. But you only get thirty seconds.

I wish I could go to Camp Half-Blood.

[Kendra]

granted, but the pegasi (or pegasuses? what's the plural?) don't like you, and keep trying to trample you.
I wish i went to Hogwarts.

[Julietto, Daughter of Hecate.]

Granted. But, turns out you're practically a squib.

I wish Edward Cullen can die!!! :D

[Tatum M]

Granted, but now you must be the other half of Bella's eternal romance.

I wish i would get a call about my audition.

[Hillary]

Congrats! You failed! :)

I wish more people on omegle were like the nerdfighter I'm talking to now :)