It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

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Granted, but your long lost father slices off your hand

I wish my internet had infinite downloads

Granted, but it only downloads viruses.


I wish everyone had rainbow colored skin.

i can make that happen
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I wish Edward Cullen got slayed by Buffy

Granted, but you get eaten by a shark.


I wish I could live somewhere quiet.

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I wish I didn't need to sleep.

Granted, but now every sentence you write is in internet speak. (so evrytng luks lik dis).


I wish I had a million dollars.

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I wish that every forum had a list of all the forum games existing on it so that no repeats would be made.

Granted, but then you are eaten by a Basilisk, who assumed you were a bird.


I wish I had more friends.

granted, but they are all zombies.


I wish I was a timelord

Granted, but you accidently kill your own grandfather, creating a paradox, and causing a tear in the space-time continuum.


I wish Harry Potter was real.

Granted, but you are Mrs. Norris.

I wish J.K. Rowling would write more Harry Potter books.


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