Corrupt a Wish.

[Terra Rose]

It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

[Leisha]

Granted but they are laced with poison.

I wish i was at the zoo.

[Amy Fox]

Granted, but you're in a cage and are the main attraction

I wish my cat could talk

[Leisha]

Granted, but is curses like a sailor at you all the tome.

 

I wish I was a pirate

[David C]

Granted, but most people only speak 1 of them.

 

I wish for a new camera.

[Amy Fox]

Granted, but your long lost father slices off your hand

I wish my internet had infinite downloads

[Leisha]

Granted, but it only downloads viruses.

 

I wish everyone had rainbow colored skin.

[ImATwistedFireStarter]

i can make that happen

[Amy Fox]

Granted, but something goes wrong and it explodes as soon as you attempt to use it

I wish Edward Cullen got slayed by Buffy

[angel garnham]

Granted, but you get eaten by a shark.

 

I wish I could live somewhere quiet.

[Erin Elizabeth]

Granted, but every time to try to tweet the fail whale appears until you eventually descend into insanity due to an excess of untweeted tweets overflowing in your mind.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

[Kali Waddilove]

Granted, but now every sentence you write is in internet speak. (so evrytng luks lik dis).

 

I wish I had a million dollars.

[Noah R]

Granted, but you have no followers. Twitter deletes your account to save bandwidth.

 

I wish that every forum had a list of all the forum games existing on it so that no repeats would be made.