Granted, but is curses like a sailor at you all the tome.
I wish I was a pirate
Granted, but most people only speak 1 of them.
I wish for a new camera.
Granted, but it only downloads viruses.
I wish everyone had rainbow colored skin.
Granted, but you get eaten by a shark.
I wish I could live somewhere quiet.
Granted, but now every sentence you write is in internet speak. (so evrytng luks lik dis).
I wish I had a million dollars.
Granted, but you have no followers. Twitter deletes your account to save bandwidth.
I wish that every forum had a list of all the forum games existing on it so that no repeats would be made.
Granted, but then you are eaten by a Basilisk, who assumed you were a bird.
I wish I had more friends.
granted, but they are all zombies.
I wish I was a timelord