Granted, but the cookie is made of ants.
I wish I could be a genius at something!
Granted, but you have to call a plumber once a month.
I wish I was a princess
granted, but they're all written in a language you can't speak.
I wish I had infinite amounts of girl scout cookie thin mints.
Granted but they are laced with poison.
I wish i was at the zoo.
Granted, but is curses like a sailor at you all the tome.
I wish I was a pirate
Granted, but most people only speak 1 of them.
I wish for a new camera.