Corrupt a Wish.

[Terra Rose]

It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

[Accio Ali]

Granted, but you accidentally look into its heart and absorb the time vortex.

I wish I could sleep.

[Meg Petz]

granted, but instead of looking like a police box on the outside, it looks like Barbie's play castle.

I wish I was a Ravenclaw

[Sam April]

granted, but you shall never win the house cup.

 

I wish for the ability to read minds.

[Katya Stonkevitch]

@Ali Mu

Granted, but you will never dream.

I wish I could go back in time 5 years.

[Lindy Ryan]

Granted, but traveling back in time alters the course of life and your best friend is killed.

 

I wish I could own first editions of my favorite books, signed by all the authors who wrote them.

[Hayley Williams]

Granted, but the books come alive and form an alliance to kill you.

 

 

I wish I could be done with my History project.

[Morgan Leigh]

Granted but you get a really bad grade.

 

 

I wish I could understand Chemistry.

[Jennie Rae Urban]

Granted, but you lose the ability to read English.

 

I wish I could decide if I was tired or hungry or what.

[Tyler Stagman]

Granted, but you decided you wanted to sell all your belongings to increase world suck.

 

 I wish for world peace.

[Rachel Perry]

Granted, but millions would die for that cause.

 

I want to ace all of my finals.

[Asia Leigh]

Granted, but you fail all your classes.

 

I wish, I wish, I were a fish.

 

=P

[Veronica]

Granted, but you're mounted on a wall.

 

I wish I had some nifty socks.