Granted but you get a really bad grade.
I wish I could understand Chemistry.
Granted, but you lose the ability to read English.
I wish I could decide if I was tired or hungry or what.
Granted, but you decided you wanted to sell all your belongings to increase world suck.
I wish for world peace.
Granted, but you fail all your classes.
I wish, I wish, I were a fish.
Granted, but you're mounted on a wall.
I wish I had some nifty socks.
Granted but in order to be nifty they eat your feet.
I wish that I had everything prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse.
Granted, but you don't get a degree and therefore no job.
I wish my room was clean.
Granted, but there will be no cookies in the world (how is that even relevant?!!)
i wish you were a wizard/witch
granted, but there are still no cookies (still irrelevant)
i wish hlidays were a few days longer