It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

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Granted but you get a really bad grade.



I wish I could understand Chemistry.

Granted, but you lose the ability to read English.


I wish I could decide if I was tired or hungry or what.

Granted, but you decided you wanted to sell all your belongings to increase world suck.


 I wish for world peace.

Granted, but you fail all your classes.


I wish, I wish, I were a fish.



Granted, but you're mounted on a wall.


I wish I had some nifty socks.

Granted but in order to be nifty they eat your feet.


I wish that I had everything prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse.

Granted, but you are the first zombie.

I wish I could get paid to do nothing.
Granted, but you are forced to do nothing 24/7 and bore yourself to death.

I wish I didn't have finals.

Granted, but you don't get a degree and therefore no job.


I wish my room was clean.

Granted, but there will be no cookies in the world (how is that even relevant?!!)


i wish you were a wizard/witch

Granted but your powers are so minimal that you're classified a squib

I wish I could bring drawings to life

granted, but there are still no cookies (still irrelevant)


i wish hlidays were a few days longer


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