Nerdfighters

It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

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granted, but you shall never win the house cup.

 

I wish for the ability to read minds.

@Ali Mu

Granted, but you will never dream.


I wish I could go back in time 5 years.

Granted, but traveling back in time alters the course of life and your best friend is killed.

 

I wish I could own first editions of my favorite books, signed by all the authors who wrote them.

Granted, but the books come alive and form an alliance to kill you.

 

 

I wish I could be done with my History project.

Granted but you get a really bad grade.

 

 

I wish I could understand Chemistry.

Granted, but you lose the ability to read English.

 

I wish I could decide if I was tired or hungry or what.

Granted, but you decided you wanted to sell all your belongings to increase world suck.

 

 I wish for world peace.

Granted, but you fail all your classes.

 

I wish, I wish, I were a fish.

 

=P

Granted, but you're mounted on a wall.

 

I wish I had some nifty socks.

Granted but in order to be nifty they eat your feet.

 

I wish that I had everything prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse.

Granted, but you are the first zombie.


I wish I could get paid to do nothing.
Granted, but you are forced to do nothing 24/7 and bore yourself to death.

I wish I didn't have finals.

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