granted, but you shall never win the house cup.
I wish for the ability to read minds.
Granted, but you will never dream.
I wish I could go back in time 5 years.
Granted, but traveling back in time alters the course of life and your best friend is killed.
I wish I could own first editions of my favorite books, signed by all the authors who wrote them.
Granted, but the books come alive and form an alliance to kill you.
I wish I could be done with my History project.
Granted but you get a really bad grade.
I wish I could understand Chemistry.
Granted, but you lose the ability to read English.
I wish I could decide if I was tired or hungry or what.
Granted, but you decided you wanted to sell all your belongings to increase world suck.
I wish for world peace.
Granted, but you fail all your classes.
I wish, I wish, I were a fish.
Granted, but you're mounted on a wall.
I wish I had some nifty socks.
Granted but in order to be nifty they eat your feet.
I wish that I had everything prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse.