Granted, but you don't finish it until eight days after it was due.
I wish they had cheap English bookstores in Germany.
granted, but all the books are english gibberish because it ran through the translator too many times.
i wish (for real people so be easy with this one) that i could make better choices in my relationship.
Granted, but you choose that the best way is to just not have them and become a hermit.
I wish I was a disney princess
Granted, but you're deluded into believing in the false idea of a perfect prince, and never find a truely satisfying realtionship.
I wish my roommate wouldn't wake me up a 3am every night when she's comes back from partying.
Granted but it cost $1,000,000 for each dose and its a 7 dose series.
I wish I could use magic
Granted but every time you use magic you kill ten people
I wish i could go to VidCon
Granted, but you can only go for 26.9 seconds.
I wish my internet wasn't so stupid!
Granted, but now its an evil mastermind and plans to destroy the world. Starting with you and your family
I wish i had a video camera
Granted, but it can only record at 3 second intervals..
I wish modern music didn't suck so much.
Granted now all music sucks. Nice work.
I wish I had a clue.
Granted, but the clue is that your mother never really loved you.
I wish all people could be happy
Granted, but you are the same size relative to it as you are to normal elephants.
I wish my friends understood all my nerdfighter references.