Granted, but you're homeless.
I wish I knew the meaning of life.
Granted but it turns out to be Twilight.
I wish I didn't crack my iPhone screen.
Granted, you deathly sick instead.
i wish i wasn't hungry
Granted, but you're extramely thirsty and there is nothing to drink.
I wish I could finish my essay.
Granted, but you don't finish it until eight days after it was due.
I wish they had cheap English bookstores in Germany.
granted, but all the books are english gibberish because it ran through the translator too many times.
i wish (for real people so be easy with this one) that i could make better choices in my relationship.
Granted, but you choose that the best way is to just not have them and become a hermit.
I wish I was a disney princess
Granted, but you're deluded into believing in the false idea of a perfect prince, and never find a truely satisfying realtionship.
I wish my roommate wouldn't wake me up a 3am every night when she's comes back from partying.
Granted but it cost $1,000,000 for each dose and its a 7 dose series.
I wish I could use magic
Granted but every time you use magic you kill ten people
I wish i could go to VidCon