Nerdfighters

It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

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Granted, but you're homeless.

 

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

Granted but the meaning of life is 42

I wish I understood half of the things in my Latin textbook

Granted but it turns out to be Twilight. 

 

I wish I didn't crack my iPhone screen.

Granted, but now you cracked your computer screen


I wish I didn't have work tomorrow

Granted, you deathly sick instead.

 

i wish i wasn't hungry

Granted, but you're extramely thirsty and there is nothing to drink.

 

I wish I could finish my essay.

Granted, but you don't finish it until eight days after it was due.

 

I wish they had cheap English bookstores in Germany.

granted, but all the books are english gibberish because it ran through the translator too many times.

 

i wish (for real people so be easy with this one) that i could make better choices in my relationship.

Granted, but you choose that the best way is to just not have them and become a hermit.

 

I wish I was a disney princess

Granted, but you're deluded into believing in the false idea of a perfect prince, and never find a truely satisfying realtionship.

 

I wish my roommate wouldn't wake me up a 3am every night when she's comes back from partying.

Granted but it cost $1,000,000 for each dose and its a 7 dose series.

 

I wish I could use magic

Granted but every time you use magic you kill ten people

 

I wish i could go to VidCon

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