Nerdfighters

Corrupt a Wish.

It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

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Permalink Reply by Rebles on January 28, 2011 at 1:17pm

Granted, but you're deluded into believing in the false idea of a perfect prince, and never find a truely satisfying realtionship.

 

I wish my roommate wouldn't wake me up a 3am every night when she's comes back from partying.

Permalink Reply by Nicholas Gossett on January 28, 2011 at 3:51pm

Granted but it cost $1,000,000 for each dose and its a 7 dose series.

 

I wish I could use magic

Permalink Reply by Lexy on January 28, 2011 at 3:57pm

Granted but every time you use magic you kill ten people

 

I wish i could go to VidCon

Permalink Reply by Edge Zole on January 28, 2011 at 4:05pm

Granted, but you can only go for 26.9 seconds.

 

I wish my internet wasn't so stupid!

Permalink Reply by Lexy on January 28, 2011 at 4:09pm

Granted, but now its an evil mastermind and plans to destroy the world. Starting with you and your family

 

I wish i had a video camera

Permalink Reply by Edge Zole on January 28, 2011 at 4:12pm

Granted, but it can only record at 3 second intervals..

 

I wish modern music didn't suck so much.

Permalink Reply by Patrick on January 28, 2011 at 4:22pm

Granted now all music sucks. Nice work.

 

I wish I had a clue.

Permalink Reply by Ariel Rudy on January 28, 2011 at 4:28pm

Granted, but the clue is that your mother never really loved you.

 

I wish all people could be happy

Permalink Reply by Helen Loxley-Blount on January 28, 2011 at 4:54pm

Granted, but you are the same size relative to it as you are to normal elephants.

 

I wish my friends understood all my nerdfighter references.

Permalink Reply by Morgan Leigh on January 28, 2011 at 4:55pm

Granted, but it eats a magical peanut and grows to three times the size of a normal elephant.

 

 

 

I wish I had some juice.

Permalink Reply by Ariel Rudy on January 28, 2011 at 5:12pm

Granted but the juice is made from the souls of kittens

 

I wish I had a New Zealanderish accent

Permalink Reply by ImATwistedFireStarter on January 28, 2011 at 6:55pm

granted but you cant speak english

 

i wish i could own a barn owl, traned to deliver letters

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