Granted, but you're deluded into believing in the false idea of a perfect prince, and never find a truely satisfying realtionship.
I wish my roommate wouldn't wake me up a 3am every night when she's comes back from partying.
Granted but it cost $1,000,000 for each dose and its a 7 dose series.
I wish I could use magic
Granted but every time you use magic you kill ten people
I wish i could go to VidCon
Granted, but you can only go for 26.9 seconds.
I wish my internet wasn't so stupid!
Granted, but now its an evil mastermind and plans to destroy the world. Starting with you and your family
I wish i had a video camera
Granted, but it can only record at 3 second intervals..
I wish modern music didn't suck so much.
Granted now all music sucks. Nice work.
I wish I had a clue.
Granted, but the clue is that your mother never really loved you.
I wish all people could be happy
Granted, but you are the same size relative to it as you are to normal elephants.
I wish my friends understood all my nerdfighter references.
Granted, but it eats a magical peanut and grows to three times the size of a normal elephant.
I wish I had some juice.
Granted but the juice is made from the souls of kittens
I wish I had a New Zealanderish accent
granted but you cant speak english
i wish i could own a barn owl, traned to deliver letters