It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

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Granted, but you don't finish it until eight days after it was due.


I wish they had cheap English bookstores in Germany.

granted, but all the books are english gibberish because it ran through the translator too many times.


i wish (for real people so be easy with this one) that i could make better choices in my relationship.

Granted, but you choose that the best way is to just not have them and become a hermit.


I wish I was a disney princess

Granted, but you're deluded into believing in the false idea of a perfect prince, and never find a truely satisfying realtionship.


I wish my roommate wouldn't wake me up a 3am every night when she's comes back from partying.

Granted but it cost $1,000,000 for each dose and its a 7 dose series.


I wish I could use magic

Granted but every time you use magic you kill ten people


I wish i could go to VidCon

Granted, but you can only go for 26.9 seconds.


I wish my internet wasn't so stupid!

Granted, but now its an evil mastermind and plans to destroy the world. Starting with you and your family


I wish i had a video camera

Granted, but it can only record at 3 second intervals..


I wish modern music didn't suck so much.

Granted now all music sucks. Nice work.


I wish I had a clue.

Granted, but the clue is that your mother never really loved you.


I wish all people could be happy

Granted, but you are the same size relative to it as you are to normal elephants.


I wish my friends understood all my nerdfighter references.


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