Granted but you have lost your hearing.
I wish that I didn't need to sleep.
granted, but that's because you're dead.. Avada Kadavra!!
I wish this whole revolution thingy here ends now so I can hang out with my friends..
Granted, but all your friends were turned into Decepticons. (I feel terrible, now...sorry...)
I wish I didn't hate my job.
(And by the way, with the napping class thing, my room mate snored, loudly, all night long. It wouldn't even be a problem.)
Granted, but you become to love your job so much that you have no time for anything else besides your job.
I wish that my wish was corrupted. (Have fun with that one)
granted, thinness is the main symptom of the terminal illness it has, it has 2 days to live
i wish egypt was safe and happy
French the llama!! I'm an Egyptian nerdfighter and I really don't want to corrupt this wish.. Oh well, I will grant you that wish, but in return, all bunnies outside of Egypt must die! (very sorry, I just couldn't corrupt that other wish, I really need it)
I wish there weren't any decepticons here in Egypt..
Granted, but they all turn into man-eating crocodiles.
I wish I would stop having anxiety attacks and could just finish the stupid paper already.
granted, but you feel sad after finishing it because you forgot anything else you wanted to do,
I wish for cookies, small crispy home-made chocolate-chip cookies..
granted, you have them...but you can't eat them. Sorry.
I wish school were interesting.
Granted, but in order for it to be interesting your had to hire Chuck Norris as the principle and he smacks you with nun-chucks every time you misbehave.
I wish Alex Pettyfer would marry me.