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Corrupt a Wish.

It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

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Permalink Reply by Becky on February 7, 2011 at 8:38am

granted, you have them...but you can't eat them. Sorry. 

 

I wish school were interesting.

Permalink Reply by Rachel Moravek on February 7, 2011 at 9:55am

Granted, but in order for it to be interesting your had to hire Chuck Norris as the principle and he smacks you with nun-chucks every time you misbehave.

 

I wish Alex Pettyfer would marry me.

Permalink Reply by Helen Loxley-Blount on February 7, 2011 at 12:19pm

Granted, but the moment he becomes attainable, you are no longer interested in him.

 

I wish Chameleon Circuit would release their new album already.

Permalink Reply by Daniel on February 7, 2011 at 12:42pm

Granted, but the CD is scratched.

I wish I had a new computer.

Permalink Reply by Austin Cox on February 7, 2011 at 12:57pm

Granted but it can only run the game Hearts.

 

I wish that I had more music.

Permalink Reply by Daniel on February 7, 2011 at 1:34pm

Granted, but you can't grab it, and it isn't a sound itself, so you can't interact with it.

I wish I am where I am right now.

Permalink Reply by MilesMuhammad on February 7, 2011 at 1:59pm

granted, but you aren't where you are right now considering that you are sleeping and it's all just a dream..

 

I wish I could be an Animagi ;)

Permalink Reply by Daniel on February 7, 2011 at 2:21pm

Granted, but I have no idea what an animagi is, so, by some way or another, it will go horribly wrong.

Permalink Reply by Rebles on February 7, 2011 at 3:42pm

An animagus is a person who can turn into an animal (from Harry Potter) :)

 

And you forgot a question so...I wish I had a pet rat.

Permalink Reply by Daniel on February 7, 2011 at 3:50pm

Granted, but it'll spread the black death (once again).

I wish I had sideburns(?)

Permalink Reply by Maya Granger on February 7, 2011 at 3:59pm

Granted, but the hairdresser misunderstands your request, and makes you entirely bald except for your sideburns.

 

I wish I could travel through time and space with the Doctor.

Permalink Reply by Haylee Williams on February 7, 2011 at 4:05pm

Granted, but you can only travel 5 feet and 5 minutes.

 

I wish that Lupin didn't die in DH.

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