granted, but you feel sad after finishing it because you forgot anything else you wanted to do,
I wish for cookies, small crispy home-made chocolate-chip cookies..
granted, you have them...but you can't eat them. Sorry.
I wish school were interesting.
Granted, but in order for it to be interesting your had to hire Chuck Norris as the principle and he smacks you with nun-chucks every time you misbehave.
I wish Alex Pettyfer would marry me.
Granted, but the moment he becomes attainable, you are no longer interested in him.
I wish Chameleon Circuit would release their new album already.
Granted, but the CD is scratched.
I wish I had a new computer.
Granted but it can only run the game Hearts.
I wish that I had more music.
Granted, but you can't grab it, and it isn't a sound itself, so you can't interact with it.
I wish I am where I am right now.
granted, but you aren't where you are right now considering that you are sleeping and it's all just a dream..
I wish I could be an Animagi ;)
Granted, but I have no idea what an animagi is, so, by some way or another, it will go horribly wrong.
An animagus is a person who can turn into an animal (from Harry Potter) :)
And you forgot a question so...I wish I had a pet rat.
Granted, but it'll spread the black death (once again).
I wish I had sideburns(?)
Granted, but the hairdresser misunderstands your request, and makes you entirely bald except for your sideburns.
I wish I could travel through time and space with the Doctor.