Granted, but you can only sleep for thirty minutes every twelve hours and only get paid a dollar per hour.
I wish that I could be one of the happily oblivious people in a utopian/distopian society with no knowledge of the bad things going on behind the scenes.
Granted, but just like them you secretly know everything you just choose to act oblivious. All the pain and suffering eventually ways on your mind and you jump off a cliff.
I wish that we had the ability to download bacon.
Granted, but there's a virus and everyone gets food poisining.
I wish I had a library in my house.
Granted but there isn't any books in it, just shelves.
I wish I had more sweets right now.
you do, but they are poisonous.
i wish for a quick and painless death.
you aren't, but you become hopeless at everything else and all the women in the world disapear for a week, in which time you die.
i wish for no more deaths today.
Granted but many die tomorrow.
I wish I would die a slow painful death at the hands of evil men.
you do, then you go to hell and suffer horrific torture for all time.
i wish for no effect to come from this wish whatsoever.
Granted, but because this is corrupt a wish there has to be an effect. Since you wished for no effect you cause a paradox which creates an alternative world where we are ruled by hamsters.
I wish that our hamster overlords wouldn't work us so hard.
granted, they instead hire gorillas to do the work and have us all executed, except a select few, including you, who they use as presents for th gorillas. the gorillas work us much much harder than the hamsters ever did.
i wish for a potato.
Granted, but the potato explodes when you get it and one of the larger pieces blinds you by hitting your eye.
I wish that I could have and read all of the books in the world and retain the knowledge.