granted, they instead hire gorillas to do the work and have us all executed, except a select few, including you, who they use as presents for th gorillas. the gorillas work us much much harder than the hamsters ever did.
i wish for a potato.
Granted, but the potato explodes when you get it and one of the larger pieces blinds you by hitting your eye.
I wish that I could have and read all of the books in the world and retain the knowledge.
you can, but the knowledge fills up so much of your brain that it takes over important areas, such as remembering to breathe and how to talk.
i wish that this wish was not a wish.
Granted but you develop paranoid schizophrenia due to constant and excessive thought on paradoxial questions.
I wish I would die a slow painful death at the hands of evil demons in hell and than suffer there for all eternity.
Granted but you don't.
I wish I had a Pike.
Granted, but the pike is too flimsy for it to be used.
I wish that I wasn't sick anymore.
Granted, you die of your sickness.
I wish I had more pudding.
I die from nausea? Okay. . .
Granted, but the amount of pudding is house sized and you are required to eat it all in twenty-four hours. The punishment for not doing so is death.
I wish that my favorite jacket didn't get soaked in the rain yesterday.
Granted, it was every other peice of clothing you own that got soaked as compensation.
I wish I had something to do.
Granted. That something is blowing your nose because that wish made you sick.
I wish that I had bread and turkey meat for a sandwich.
Granted, but the bread is molded and the turkey has been sitting out on the counter for weeks.
I wish that I had a ticket.