Corrupt a Wish.

[Terra Rose]

It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

[ryan brennan]

granted, they instead hire gorillas to do the work and have us all executed, except a select few, including you, who they use as presents for th gorillas. the gorillas work us much much harder than the hamsters ever did.

 

i wish for a potato.

[Kaitlyn R.]

Granted, but the potato explodes when you get it and one of the larger pieces blinds you by hitting your eye.

I wish that I could have and read all of the books in the world and retain the knowledge.

[ryan brennan]

you can, but the knowledge fills up so much of your brain that it takes over important areas, such as remembering to breathe and how to talk.

 

i wish that this wish was not a wish.

[Braeden the conquerer]

Granted but you develop paranoid schizophrenia due to constant and excessive thought on paradoxial questions.

I wish I would die a slow painful death at the hands of evil demons in hell and than suffer there for all eternity.

[ryan brennan]

You don't enjoy it.

I wish you did.

[Braeden the conquerer]

Granted but you don't.

I wish I had a Pike.

[Kaitlyn R.]

Granted, but the pike is too flimsy for it to be used.

I wish that I wasn't sick anymore.

[Braeden the conquerer]

Granted, you die of your sickness.

I wish I had more pudding.

 

[Kaitlyn R.]

I die from nausea? Okay. . .

Granted, but the amount of pudding is house sized and you are required to eat it all in twenty-four hours. The punishment for not doing so is death.

I wish that my favorite jacket didn't get soaked in the rain yesterday.

[Eniola]

Granted, it was every other peice of clothing you own that got soaked as compensation.

I wish I had something to do.

[Kaitlyn R.]

Granted. That something is blowing your nose because that wish made you sick.

I wish that I had bread and turkey meat for a sandwich.

[Austin Cox]

Granted, but the bread is molded and the turkey has been sitting out on the counter for weeks.

 

I wish that I had a ticket.