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Corrupt a Wish.

It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

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Permalink Reply by Braeden the conquerer on August 30, 2011 at 5:09pm

Granted but you don't.

I wish I had a Pike.

Permalink Reply by Kaitlyn R. on August 30, 2011 at 5:17pm

Granted, but the pike is too flimsy for it to be used.

I wish that I wasn't sick anymore.

Permalink Reply by Braeden the conquerer on August 30, 2011 at 5:21pm

Granted, you die of your sickness.

I wish I had more pudding.

 

Permalink Reply by Kaitlyn R. on August 30, 2011 at 5:27pm

I die from nausea? Okay. . .

Granted, but the amount of pudding is house sized and you are required to eat it all in twenty-four hours. The punishment for not doing so is death.

I wish that my favorite jacket didn't get soaked in the rain yesterday.

Permalink Reply by Eniola on August 30, 2011 at 5:34pm

Granted, it was every other peice of clothing you own that got soaked as compensation.

I wish I had something to do.

Permalink Reply by Kaitlyn R. on August 30, 2011 at 6:25pm

Granted. That something is blowing your nose because that wish made you sick.

I wish that I had bread and turkey meat for a sandwich.

Permalink Reply by Austin Cox on August 30, 2011 at 8:39pm

Granted, but the bread is molded and the turkey has been sitting out on the counter for weeks.

 

I wish that I had a ticket.

Permalink Reply by Kaitlyn R. on August 30, 2011 at 8:42pm

Granted, but the ticket gets stolen two minutes after you get it. Your wallet gets taken too.

I wish that I had another book.

Permalink Reply by Victoria Linner on August 30, 2011 at 9:28pm

Granted but it's the worst book ever written.

 

I wish that I was Disney Princess. 

Permalink Reply by Kaitlyn R. on August 30, 2011 at 9:58pm

Granted, but you are a secret one that no one knows about, that they never made stories of, that they never explained.

I wish I could meet Hank and John Green.

Permalink Reply by Dalton Wynn on August 30, 2011 at 10:22pm

Granted, but..... well, I can't really make that suck, actually.

 

oh! Umm... you get... attacked by.... an... angry Hanklerfish?

yeah, that couldn't suck.

 

Oh! Okay, you meet them, but they have no idea who you are, or why you are essential to the plot. Then They edit you out of the final copy of their lives.

 

I wish I had writing skills like John.

Permalink Reply by Jessica Gregory on August 30, 2011 at 10:31pm

Granted, but the only type of literature you can write is pornographic.

 

I wish I could use photosynthesis to get my nutrients.

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