you can, but the knowledge fills up so much of your brain that it takes over important areas, such as remembering to breathe and how to talk.
i wish that this wish was not a wish.
Granted but you develop paranoid schizophrenia due to constant and excessive thought on paradoxial questions.
I wish I would die a slow painful death at the hands of evil demons in hell and than suffer there for all eternity.
Granted but you don't.
I wish I had a Pike.
Granted, but the pike is too flimsy for it to be used.
I wish that I wasn't sick anymore.
Granted, you die of your sickness.
I wish I had more pudding.
I die from nausea? Okay. . .
Granted, but the amount of pudding is house sized and you are required to eat it all in twenty-four hours. The punishment for not doing so is death.
I wish that my favorite jacket didn't get soaked in the rain yesterday.
Granted, it was every other peice of clothing you own that got soaked as compensation.
I wish I had something to do.
Granted. That something is blowing your nose because that wish made you sick.
I wish that I had bread and turkey meat for a sandwich.
Granted, but the bread is molded and the turkey has been sitting out on the counter for weeks.
I wish that I had a ticket.
Granted, but the ticket gets stolen two minutes after you get it. Your wallet gets taken too.
I wish that I had another book.
Granted but it's the worst book ever written.
I wish that I was Disney Princess.