granted but you become a health nut and all your friends despise you and talk behind your back
I wish I were more fit too
granted, but the same stuff happens. also, you get herpes. sorry.
i wish disease was not a thing.
granted, but the same death rate currently attributable to disease is now taken over by violent crime, you are one of the victims.
i wish i could think of better corruptions.
Granted but the vast majority of your brain power diminishes reducing you to a corruption-producing vegetable.
I wish I had money to buy records.
granted but you get the money from a robbery and are then thrown in jail and die in prison so you can never enjoy your records
I wish I was all powerful and omnipotent
Granted, but you become me
i wish I were jewish
Granted but you become jewish in 1938 germany
I wish i were the best and could defeat the rest
granted, but now nobody will play with you.
i wish dobby didnt die in harry potter.
Granted but then it changes the whole series so that Harry dies and Voldemort lives thus changing life as we know it.
I wish I was a better person and more inspirational.
granted but the sun moves closer to the earth, boiling the oceans and killing all life, but your toasty while it happens.
I wish I could cure cancer