Corrupt a Wish.

[Terra Rose]

It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

[ryan brennan]

Granted, but we don't care about stuff in brackets here, so you are now a square.

I wish I was more fit! (is what you should have said, but I'm wasting my time with brackets now)

[0mnipotent0verlord]

granted but you become a health nut and all your friends despise you and talk behind your back

 

I wish I were more fit too

[ryan brennan]

granted, but the same stuff happens. also, you get herpes. sorry.

 

i wish disease was not a thing.

[William Newcome]

granted, but the same death rate currently attributable to disease is now taken over by violent crime, you are one of the victims.

 

i wish i could think of better corruptions.

[Mr. D'arpa D'Arcy]

Granted but the vast majority of your brain power diminishes reducing you to a corruption-producing vegetable.

 

I wish I had money to buy records.

[Jackalope Joe D'Antonio]

granted but you get the money from a robbery and are then thrown in jail and die in prison so you can never enjoy your records

 

I wish I was all powerful and omnipotent 

[0mnipotent0verlord]

Granted, but you become me

 

i wish I were jewish

[Jackalope Joe D'Antonio]

Granted but you become jewish in 1938 germany

 

I wish i were the best and could defeat the rest

[ryan brennan]

granted, but now nobody will play with you.

 

i wish dobby didnt die in harry potter.

[Juliet <3]

Granted but then it changes the whole series so that Harry dies and Voldemort lives thus changing life as we know it.

I wish I was a better person and more inspirational.

 

[Eystein,]

Granted, but it inspires all the wrong sorts to kill you.

I wish I could warm myself in the sun.

[Jackalope Joe D'Antonio]

granted but the sun moves closer to the earth, boiling the oceans and killing all life, but your toasty while it happens. 

 

I wish I could cure cancer