Corrupt a Wish.

[Terra Rose]

It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

[Kate Rose]

(Dalek?) Okay, granted, but it comes alive for real and eats your house. 

 

I wish for my many consciences to come alive (outside of my brain as in become corporeal) and become my friends!

[Jackalope Joe D'Antonio]

Granted but when your conscience leaves your body, u stop exsisting as a human being, but turn into a zombie. Your empty body turns into a zombie, and you cause the zombie apocalypse, and your conscience is forced to watch the entire event.

 

I wish that I could do pull ups. 

[Kate Rose]

(Before anybody yells at me about not knowing what a dalek clock is, I HAVE FIGURED IT OUT!!!!! SO PLEASE DON'T YELL!!)

[Kate Rose]

Granted, but you do so many of them that your arms become detached to your body.

 

I wish I could be a Vampire Slayer/Potential who knew/knows Buffy and co (specially Angel!)

[Atalinay]

granted, but your blood attracts vampires and lost your stake in a pit full of tarantulas with venom that turns you to a vampire

i wish i could play the guitar.

[ryan brennan]

granted. badly.

i wish there was a film about koalas that go to war with cows........for some reason.......

[ryan brennan]

granted. badly.

i wish there was a film about koalas that go to war with cows........for some reason.......

[Atalinay]

granted.but it becomes real and you turn into a bug and get squished 

i wish i had an awesome superpower .

[Hannah J. S.]

granted, but every time you use it someone you loves dies.

I wish i could be the Doctor's companion (this is the person who flies around in a police box/time machine with an alien who is constantly saving the earth) *its from Dr.Who*   

[Jordan Leigh]

Granted but you will die in 30 days

I wish I knew how he felt. 

[0mnipotent0verlord]

granted but it turns out he thinks you're fat and annoying

 

i wish i had a more interesting life

[Shannon W.]

granted, but its too interesting for you to handle.

 

i wish i had a life-size doll.