i wish there was a film about koalas that go to war with cows........for some reason.......
Granted but you will die in 30 days
I wish I knew how he felt.
granted but it turns out he thinks you're fat and annoying
i wish i had a more interesting life
granted, but its too interesting for you to handle.
i wish i had a life-size doll.
Sorry, it killed you, SLOWLY.
I wish I had striaght A's for the rest of my life.
granted, but they were so strait and pointy you stabbed yourself and bled to death. (watch your choice of words)
i wish i could make horrible things happen.
granted, but the horrible things only happen to you.
I wish i knew what the doctor's real name was.
If the Doctor told you he/she told you. He/she would have to kill you.
I wish I was the master of death
Granted, but People now loathe you as a bringer of world suck
I wish for an Indestructible Katana
Yes but you brag about it and someone kills you in your sleep for the Katana.
I wish to get rid of Malaria!
Granted, but now the Septicemic Plague hits the entire world
I wish for an Island in the Pacific that has no Country Affiliation and build an international school
Granted, but the island erodes quickly.
I wish I had my jacket with me.