Nerdfighters

It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

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granted. badly.

i wish there was a film about koalas that go to war with cows........for some reason.......

granted. badly.

i wish there was a film about koalas that go to war with cows........for some reason.......

Granted but you will die in 30 days

I wish I knew how he felt. 

granted but it turns out he thinks you're fat and annoying

 

i wish i had a more interesting life

granted, but its too interesting for you to handle.

 

i wish i had a life-size doll.

Sorry, it killed you, SLOWLY.

 

I wish I had striaght A's for the rest of my life.

granted, but they were so strait and pointy you stabbed yourself and bled to death.  (watch your choice of words)

 

i wish i could make horrible things happen.

granted, but the horrible things only happen to you.

 

I wish i knew what the doctor's real name was.

If the Doctor told you he/she told you. He/she would have to kill you.

I wish I was the master of death

Granted, but People now loathe you as a bringer of world suck

 

I wish for an Indestructible Katana

Yes but you brag about it and someone kills you in  your sleep for the Katana.

 

I wish to get rid of Malaria!

Granted, but now the Septicemic Plague hits the entire world

I wish for an Island in the Pacific that has no Country Affiliation and build an international school

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