Granted, but everyone loses the ability to sing well.
I wish I was a talented guitarist.
Granted, but the fame gets to you so you turn to alcohol, then drugs and you die from overdosing in the back of some stranger's van. They sell your liver on Ebay.
I wish for a lifetime subscription to National Geographic.
Granted but now every drug is now more expencive! even over the counter stuff!
I wish I had the invisibility cloak.
Granted but you have to keep them and clean them and take care of them and the energy they require is exhausting because they require constant attention.
I wish for the ability to speed read at whim.
Granted, but you can't stop reading and die of overexhaustion.
I wish I didn't have school on Monday.
But (hypothetically) you didn't and then the game was over!
I wish I wasn't playing the game and that I didn't just lose.
granted by you've just lost it now!
I wish it was the xmas holidays already