Corrupt a Wish.

[Terra Rose]

It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

[ryan brennan]

Granted, but when you escape from reality, you are in a reality exactly like ours, but without the concept of wishing. So your wish becomes obsolete the second you enter this place, and you no longer can come back. Also, everyone there is a 400lb axe-murdering meth-head


I wish for bubble-wrap as currency!

[Maggie Campbell]

Alakazam! granted. Although, people become addicted to popping the bubble-wrap and it becomes useless once the bubbles are popped.

I wish I could actually pass my science class this semester.

[Tripbacca the Wookie]

Poof, Granted. however you fail everything else.

I wish that my family could have a marathon game night and NOT fizzle out half way through.

[Annisha M.]

Granted, they fizzle out right at the beginning.

I wish I could master photoshop.

[Gavin Ash]

granted but you are allergic to computers

I wish Degrees where much cheeper 

[The Doctor's Daughter]

granted but suddenly there is too much demand for jobs because of the number of people that can afford better colleges

I wish I didn't have writers block.

[KatK]

granted but you come up with so many ideas that you feel that you have to sit there writing it for the next 48 hours and miss the new year. 

i wish i had more purple duck tape. 

[crystal tilford]

granted but then u run out again and they stop making it.

i wish i could find my major

[Gillman]

Granted, but he instantly makes you do 5000 push-ups.

(buh-dum)

I wish I had a pet sloth named Trout.

[Jenny-3rd last of the time lords]

Granted but he suffers an identity crisis due to his name and drowns in an unsucessful attempt at breathing with gills.

I wish I didn't have an eye infection.

[Chloe Pearce]

Granted, but now you have no eyes.

I wish I didn't have to do P.E.

[KatK]

Granted, but they just renamed the class gym.

I wish I could take a trip to Canada.