Granted, but now you have enemies too.
I'll be your friend, my dear Forever Alone :)
I wish I could find my glasses.
Granted, but the lenses are broken.
I wish I could have all the things that I want.
granted, but every material thing that you want and will want appears above your head at once, crushing you under the weight
I wish i had a brony friend to talk to
Granted but he only speaks Adnyamathanha.
I wish I could teleport!
granted, but you teleport yourself into the sun where you are promtly incinerated.
I wish i could meet fluttershy (not flutterrage or flutterbitch)
granted you fall into a deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep coma the likes of which you will never escape from
I wish Justin Bieber was dead
Granted but now you're on the run from the law and all the Beliebers!
I wish I had more wishes!
granted, but none of your wishes will be granted
i wish i had more genies that grant wishes
Granted but they'll only grant other people's wishes.
I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And... and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises, you got it?
i wish i had a time machine so i could go back and start the evil baby orphanage