Granted, but they've all become zombies and therefore lack intelligent conversation.
I wish my homework would complete itself.
Granted, but your dog/cat/hamster/goldfish/little sibling (or whatever you have) eats it.
I wish I never heard "Yo a stupid ho" by Niki Minaj. I'm going to listen to Chameleon Circuit to heal my ears.
Granted, but now you have enemies too.
I'll be your friend, my dear Forever Alone :)
I wish I could find my glasses.
Granted, but the lenses are broken.
I wish I could have all the things that I want.
granted, but every material thing that you want and will want appears above your head at once, crushing you under the weight
I wish i had a brony friend to talk to
Granted but he only speaks Adnyamathanha.
I wish I could teleport!
granted, but you teleport yourself into the sun where you are promtly incinerated.
I wish i could meet fluttershy (not flutterrage or flutterbitch)
granted you fall into a deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep coma the likes of which you will never escape from
I wish Justin Bieber was dead
Granted but now you're on the run from the law and all the Beliebers!
I wish I had more wishes!
granted, but none of your wishes will be granted
i wish i had more genies that grant wishes
Granted but they'll only grant other people's wishes.
I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And... and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises, you got it?