granted, but you teleport yourself into the sun where you are promtly incinerated.
I wish i could meet fluttershy (not flutterrage or flutterbitch)
granted you fall into a deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep coma the likes of which you will never escape from
I wish Justin Bieber was dead
Granted but now you're on the run from the law and all the Beliebers!
I wish I had more wishes!
granted, but none of your wishes will be granted
i wish i had more genies that grant wishes
Granted but they'll only grant other people's wishes.
I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And... and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises, you got it?
i wish i had a time machine so i could go back and start the evil baby orphanage
granted, but America turns out to be a hellhole of all that is wrong with humanity a cesspool for every evil in the world. and you wind up in the deeeeeeeeeeeeep south where everyone is part of the kkk
I wish I was Jesus.
yes, but your not really Jesus, it turns out you are mentally unsound and have delusions that you're Jesus.
I wish I lived in the UK
Granted but a facist coup soon takes over Britain and expels all foreigners, including you.
I wish I had godlike powers without being insane.
Granted but your godlike power is the ability to sneeze extremely quietly.
I wish I had more nerdfighter friends.