Corrupt a Wish.

[Terra Rose]

It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

[Saninorochimaru]

granted, but you teleport yourself into the sun where you are promtly incinerated. 

I wish i could meet fluttershy (not flutterrage or flutterbitch)

[Saninorochimaru]

granted you fall into a deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep coma the likes of which you will never escape from

I wish Justin Bieber was dead

[Rich Hilborn]

Granted but now you're on the run from the law and all the Beliebers!

I wish I had more wishes!

[Saninorochimaru]

granted, but none of your wishes will be granted

i wish i had more genies that grant wishes

[Rich Hilborn]

Granted but they'll only grant other people's wishes.

I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And... and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises, you got it?

[King of All Fools]

i wish i had a time machine so i could go back and start the evil baby orphanage

[ryan brennan]

granted. You find an evil baby with an evil-er father, who murders you with an axe.


I wish I could move to America

[Saninorochimaru]

granted, but America turns out to be a hellhole of all that is wrong with humanity a cesspool for every evil in the world. and you wind up in the deeeeeeeeeeeeep south where everyone is part of the kkk

[Braeden the conquerer]

I wish I was Jesus.

[Hannah J. S.]

yes, but your not really Jesus, it turns  out you are  mentally unsound and have delusions that you're Jesus.

 

I wish I lived in the UK

[Braeden the conquerer]

Granted but a facist coup soon takes over Britain and expels all foreigners, including you. 

I wish I had godlike powers without being insane.

[Austin Cox]

Granted but your godlike power is the ability to sneeze extremely quietly.

I wish I had more nerdfighter friends.