Corrupt a Wish.

[Terra Rose]

It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

[Braeden the conquerer]

Granted but you lose all your other friends.

I wish I was a descendant of King Arthur. 

[Manapool]

Granted but the day you find out is because one of your cousins is seeking all descendants of king Author's to sacrifice them for power.

I wish I had a nice hat.

[Sophie]

Granted, but it's too big for your head, and you cannot see anything anymore.

I wish my Hogwarts letter came at last.

[King of All Fools]

Granted but you get sorted in to the wrong house

i wish my life had a soundtrack.

[Kira]

Granted. It is entirely made of of monks singing Elvis Presley as Gregorian chants, with jingle bells as backup. 

I wish I had more candy.

[Manapool]

Granted, but you get attacked by the Easter bunny since it was taken from him to be given to you.

I wish I could be space president. 

[King of All Fools]

granted but your only subject is space core

i wish i had an endless libary

[Asher S Larson]

Granted but it's filled with Vashta Nirvada (doctor who)

I wish I had a velociraptor hunting liscense. 

[Braeden the conquerer]

Granted but the velociraptors kill you.

I wish me neighbors would stop getting stoned.

[Victoria Linner]

Granted, but now they just get drunk.

I wish I did not need to sleep but could if I wanted to. 

[Risk(y)Business]

Granted, but every time you choose to sleep you also have to choose 1 type of delicious junk food you are now forbidden to eat.

I wish I could read my professor's minds.

[William Newcome]

Granted, but his thought are so strange and twisted to your mind, that you become insane.

I wish that I was able to stop and start time with no detriment to my being or to other people, or the galaxy itself.