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Permalink Reply by Saninorochimaru on March 10, 2012 at 12:24am granted, but America turns out to be a hellhole of all that is wrong with humanity a cesspool for every evil in the world. and you wind up in the deeeeeeeeeeeeep south where everyone is part of the kkk
Permalink Reply by Braeden the conquerer on March 25, 2012 at 10:10am I wish I was Jesus.
Permalink Reply by Hannah J. S. on March 25, 2012 at 10:51am yes, but your not really Jesus, it turns out you are mentally unsound and have delusions that you're Jesus.
I wish I lived in the UK
Permalink Reply by Braeden the conquerer on March 25, 2012 at 11:52am Granted but a facist coup soon takes over Britain and expels all foreigners, including you.
I wish I had godlike powers without being insane.
Permalink Reply by Austin Cox on April 4, 2012 at 12:45pm Granted but your godlike power is the ability to sneeze extremely quietly.
I wish I had more nerdfighter friends.
Permalink Reply by Braeden the conquerer on April 6, 2012 at 12:40pm Granted but you lose all your other friends.
I wish I was a descendant of King Arthur.
Permalink Reply by Manapool on April 7, 2012 at 9:26am Granted but the day you find out is because one of your cousins is seeking all descendants of king Author's to sacrifice them for power.
I wish I had a nice hat.
Permalink Reply by Sophie on April 9, 2012 at 2:35am Granted, but it's too big for your head, and you cannot see anything anymore.
I wish my Hogwarts letter came at last.
Permalink Reply by King of All Fools on April 9, 2012 at 7:55am Granted but you get sorted in to the wrong house
i wish my life had a soundtrack.
Permalink Reply by Kira on April 9, 2012 at 9:25am Granted. It is entirely made of of monks singing Elvis Presley as Gregorian chants, with jingle bells as backup.
I wish I had more candy.
Permalink Reply by Manapool on April 9, 2012 at 11:29am Granted, but you get attacked by the Easter bunny since it was taken from him to be given to you.
I wish I could be space president.
Permalink Reply by King of All Fools on April 9, 2012 at 4:06pm granted but your only subject is space core
i wish i had an endless libary
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