Corrupt a Wish.

[Terra Rose]

It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

[Saninorochimaru]

granted, but America turns out to be a hellhole of all that is wrong with humanity a cesspool for every evil in the world. and you wind up in the deeeeeeeeeeeeep south where everyone is part of the kkk

[Braeden the conquerer]

I wish I was Jesus.

[Hannah J. S.]

yes, but your not really Jesus, it turns  out you are  mentally unsound and have delusions that you're Jesus.

 

I wish I lived in the UK

[Braeden the conquerer]

Granted but a facist coup soon takes over Britain and expels all foreigners, including you. 

I wish I had godlike powers without being insane.

[Austin Cox]

Granted but your godlike power is the ability to sneeze extremely quietly.

I wish I had more nerdfighter friends.

[Braeden the conquerer]

Granted but you lose all your other friends.

I wish I was a descendant of King Arthur. 

[Manapool]

Granted but the day you find out is because one of your cousins is seeking all descendants of king Author's to sacrifice them for power.

I wish I had a nice hat.

[Sophie]

Granted, but it's too big for your head, and you cannot see anything anymore.

I wish my Hogwarts letter came at last.

[King of All Fools]

Granted but you get sorted in to the wrong house

i wish my life had a soundtrack.

[Kira]

Granted. It is entirely made of of monks singing Elvis Presley as Gregorian chants, with jingle bells as backup. 

I wish I had more candy.

[Manapool]

Granted, but you get attacked by the Easter bunny since it was taken from him to be given to you.

I wish I could be space president. 

[King of All Fools]

granted but your only subject is space core

i wish i had an endless libary