Granted but the velociraptors kill you.
I wish me neighbors would stop getting stoned.
Granted, but now they just get drunk.
I wish I did not need to sleep but could if I wanted to.
Granted, but every time you choose to sleep you also have to choose 1 type of delicious junk food you are now forbidden to eat.
I wish I could read my professor's minds.
Granted, but his thought are so strange and twisted to your mind, that you become insane.
I wish that I was able to stop and start time with no detriment to my being or to other people, or the galaxy itself.
Granted, But a species of animal and a species of plant goes extinct every time you use your time stopping ability.
I wish for a kingdom to rule over.
Granted, but people think it's a dystopia and they rebel against your regime and kill you.
I wish I could have a good time in Spain (I'm going there on Saturday)
Granted, but your plane/ship is crashed on the way home.
Granted, you get nothing. But in turn you become nothing.
I wish it was easier for me to write.
Granted, but when you do it has to be written with your blood like in Harry Potter.
I wish I had a 50 pound jar of nutella
Granted, and you drop it.
I wish to never lose a game of rock-paper-scissor-lizard-Spock.
Granted, but you lose all other games (including the Game, that you just lost) for the rest of your life.
I wish for good music on my prom tomorrow.