Corrupt a Wish.

[Terra Rose]

It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

[Asher S Larson]

Granted but it's filled with Vashta Nirvada (doctor who)

I wish I had a velociraptor hunting liscense. 

[Braeden the conquerer]

Granted but the velociraptors kill you.

I wish me neighbors would stop getting stoned.

[Victoria Linner]

Granted, but now they just get drunk.

I wish I did not need to sleep but could if I wanted to. 

[Risk(y)Business]

Granted, but every time you choose to sleep you also have to choose 1 type of delicious junk food you are now forbidden to eat.

I wish I could read my professor's minds.

[William Newcome]

Granted, but his thought are so strange and twisted to your mind, that you become insane.

I wish that I was able to stop and start time with no detriment to my being or to other people, or the galaxy itself.

[Braeden the conquerer]

Granted, But a species of animal and a species of plant goes extinct every time you use your time stopping ability.

I wish for a kingdom to rule over.

[Neira]

Granted, but people think it's a dystopia and they rebel against your regime and kill you.

I wish I could have a good time in Spain (I'm going there on Saturday)

[Braeden the conquerer]

Granted, but your plane/ship is crashed on the way home.

[Craig, the Mad Prophet]

Granted, you get nothing. But in turn you become nothing.

I wish it was easier for me to write.

[Marissa Danielle]

Granted, but when you do it has to be written with your blood like in Harry Potter.

I wish I had a 50 pound jar of nutella

[zach hanna]

Granted, it lands on top of you and kills you.
 I wish I had a better camera to make videos with.

[Dalton Wynn]

Granted, and you drop it.

I wish to never lose a game of rock-paper-scissor-lizard-Spock.