Granted but you lose all your other friends.
I wish I was a descendant of King Arthur.
Granted but the day you find out is because one of your cousins is seeking all descendants of king Author's to sacrifice them for power.
I wish I had a nice hat.
Granted, but it's too big for your head, and you cannot see anything anymore.
I wish my Hogwarts letter came at last.
Granted but you get sorted in to the wrong house
i wish my life had a soundtrack.
Granted. It is entirely made of of monks singing Elvis Presley as Gregorian chants, with jingle bells as backup.
I wish I had more candy.
Granted, but you get attacked by the Easter bunny since it was taken from him to be given to you.
I wish I could be space president.
granted but your only subject is space core
i wish i had an endless libary
Granted but the velociraptors kill you.
I wish me neighbors would stop getting stoned.
Granted, but now they just get drunk.
I wish I did not need to sleep but could if I wanted to.
Granted, but every time you choose to sleep you also have to choose 1 type of delicious junk food you are now forbidden to eat.
I wish I could read my professor's minds.
Granted, but his thought are so strange and twisted to your mind, that you become insane.
I wish that I was able to stop and start time with no detriment to my being or to other people, or the galaxy itself.