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Corrupt a Wish.

It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

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Permalink Reply by Neira on May 25, 2012 at 1:09pm

Granted, but you lose all other games (including the Game, that you just lost) for the rest of your life.

I wish for good music on my prom tomorrow.

Permalink Reply by Monina on May 30, 2012 at 10:35am

Granted but you'll lose your computer and you won't be ale to upload it. 

I wish I get a new iPod

Permalink Reply by David Zebarah on May 29, 2012 at 9:17am

Granted, but you break your leg and can't go.
I wish all of my friends hadn't left for the summer.

Permalink Reply by zach hanna on May 29, 2012 at 4:26pm

Granted, but they hate you now for keeping you from their vacations.

I wish I could write things down so I could remember them.

Permalink Reply by Monina on May 30, 2012 at 10:33am

I wish i could play the ukelele.

Permalink Reply by Cap'n Brendan Q. on June 1, 2012 at 4:25pm

Granted, but all of your strings broke.

I wish I caught 'em all.

Permalink Reply by King of All Fools on June 1, 2012 at 8:44pm

you cought em all, but theres no fancy internet storage for them all so you loose a fortune feeding all 600 of them

Permalink Reply by Austin Cox on June 2, 2012 at 1:08pm

You catch them all but there is not enough storage so you must release them all.

I wish that I had better internet.

Permalink Reply by Spencer Miller on June 2, 2012 at 2:46pm

Granted, but the only website you can visit is barbie.com

I wish I was a little bit taller.

Permalink Reply by Neira on June 2, 2012 at 2:49pm

Granted, but everyone else is now a lot taller.

I wish I could watch "The Hobbit" right now.

Permalink Reply by Austin Cox on June 2, 2012 at 2:50pm

Granted but everything grows the same amount you do. So you are technically the same size proportionality.

I wish that I get into the Skyrim; Dawnguard beta for the Xbox 360.

 

Permalink Reply by David Zebarah on June 3, 2012 at 8:11am

Granted, but immediately before you start playing you get the Red Ring of Death.

I wish I had a puppy.

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