Granted, but you lose your first battle in the disc arena. You've been derezzed!
I wish I hadn't torn a hole in the DeLorean's gas tank. Now I'm stuck in 1885 & Doc is slated to get shot in the back by Buford Tannen over a matter of $80 Monday. D:
granted, but you have a flat tire now and no spare so youre still stuck.
I wish the dancers understood that the techcrew isnt run by magic
Granted, they now think it is ran by the force.
I wish that I had a working space ship that could get me to Mars, so I can go to PIGFARTS!
granted. but turns out it can only get you to the moon. have fun there though! :)
I wish my writers block was gone.
Granted, but now you have no way of getting what is in your head down.
I wish that Nerdfighteria was an actual physical place where we could all hang out.
Granted, but that place is on the opposite side of the world from where you live.
I wish I could make characters come to life.
Granted, but they all hate you.
I wish I had an iPhone.
Granted, but the lightsaber app is permanently on, making constant swooshing noises.
I wish I had a dragon
Granted, but it imediately eats your family and friends.
I wish I were tall.
Your enormous height ostracizes you from people, if you stand up, your blood rushes down your legs at terminal velocity. After you pass, your skeleton is used as a space elevator.
I wish that my wish doesn't come true.