It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

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Granted, but you lose your first battle in the disc arena.  You've been derezzed!

I wish I hadn't torn a hole in the DeLorean's gas tank.  Now I'm stuck in 1885 & Doc is slated to get shot in the back by Buford Tannen over a matter of $80 Monday.  D:

granted, but you have a flat tire now and no spare so youre still stuck. 

I wish the dancers understood that the techcrew isnt run by magic 

Granted, they now think it is ran by the force.

I wish that I had a working space ship that could get me to Mars, so I can go to PIGFARTS!

granted. but turns out it can only get you to the moon. have fun there though! :) 

I wish my writers block was gone. 

Granted, but now you have no way of getting what is in your head down.

I wish that Nerdfighteria was an actual physical place where we could all hang out.

Granted, but that place is on the opposite side of the world from where you live.

I wish I could make characters come to life.

Granted, but they all hate you.

I wish I had an iPhone.

Granted, but the lightsaber app is permanently on, making constant swooshing noises.

 I wish I had a dragon

Granted, but it imediately eats your family and friends.
I wish I were tall.

Your enormous height ostracizes you from people, if you stand up, your blood rushes down your legs at terminal velocity.  After you pass, your skeleton is used as a space elevator. 

I wish that my wish doesn't come true. 

Granted but the paradoxial nature of your statement means you get no wish. And a hole gets ripped in the fabric of reality.

I wish I could go to Vidcon.


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