Nerdfighters

It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

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Your enormous height ostracizes you from people, if you stand up, your blood rushes down your legs at terminal velocity.  After you pass, your skeleton is used as a space elevator. 

I wish that my wish doesn't come true. 

Granted but the paradoxial nature of your statement means you get no wish. And a hole gets ripped in the fabric of reality.

I wish I could go to Vidcon.

Granted but your tickets get stolen by a bird who uses them to furnish it's nest.

I wish I could meet Hank and John Green.

Granted. But they're zombies.

I wish it wasn't so hot.

A mile of snow drops from above it's very cold.  You've also been squashed. 

I wish for the happiness of the next poster. 

Granted, but you use your skills to be a criminal mastermind, and the real Holmes brothers use their combined powers to put you in jail.

I wish there was no pollution.

denied, but you got your real desire and broke the universe

i wish to disrupt the status quo

Granted, now the Economies of the world have completely failed and there is a rampant war raging.


I wish for the abilities to help people.

Granted, but you can never help yourself.

I wish the Doctor would land in my backyard.

Granted, But aliens invade.

I wish the next person's wish was uncorrupted.

granted, but it ends the thread,

i wish the previous wish didn't happen so my wish wouldn't end the thread

wait just a minute...

Granted, but you create a paradox. This causes us to suddenly become sucked into a a slow black hole.

I wish that we weren't trapped in this black hole.

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