Granted but your tickets get stolen by a bird who uses them to furnish it's nest.
I wish I could meet Hank and John Green.
Granted. But they're zombies.
I wish it wasn't so hot.
A mile of snow drops from above it's very cold. You've also been squashed.
I wish for the happiness of the next poster.
Granted. And thank you. What makes me happy is the zombie apocalypse. Unfortunately you're one of the first to die.
I wish I had the deductive skills of Sherlock Holmes.
Granted, but you use your skills to be a criminal mastermind, and the real Holmes brothers use their combined powers to put you in jail.
I wish there was no pollution.
denied, but you got your real desire and broke the universe
i wish to disrupt the status quo
Granted, now the Economies of the world have completely failed and there is a rampant war raging.
I wish for the abilities to help people.
Granted, but you can never help yourself.
I wish the Doctor would land in my backyard.
granted, but he goes away before you can even see him
I wish for world peace
Granted, But aliens invade.
I wish the next person's wish was uncorrupted.
granted, but it ends the thread,
i wish the previous wish didn't happen so my wish wouldn't end the thread
wait just a minute...
Granted, but you create a paradox. This causes us to suddenly become sucked into a a slow black hole.
I wish that we weren't trapped in this black hole.