Corrupt a Wish.

[Terra Rose]

It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

[Jenny Yule]

Granted but the paradoxial nature of your statement means you get no wish. And a hole gets ripped in the fabric of reality.

I wish I could go to Vidcon.

[Emmeline R.]

Granted but your tickets get stolen by a bird who uses them to furnish it's nest.

I wish I could meet Hank and John Green.

[Kayla Smith]

Granted. But they're zombies.

I wish it wasn't so hot.

[Hutch Hogan]

A mile of snow drops from above it's very cold.  You've also been squashed. 

I wish for the happiness of the next poster. 

[David Zebarah]

Granted.  And thank you.  What makes me happy is the zombie apocalypse.  Unfortunately you're one of the first to die.

I wish I had the deductive skills of Sherlock Holmes.

[Emmeline R.]

Granted, but you use your skills to be a criminal mastermind, and the real Holmes brothers use their combined powers to put you in jail.

I wish there was no pollution.

[Ado]

denied, but you got your real desire and broke the universe

i wish to disrupt the status quo

[Robert Newman]

Granted, now the Economies of the world have completely failed and there is a rampant war raging.

I wish for the abilities to help people.

[Zabet]

Granted, but you can never help yourself.

I wish the Doctor would land in my backyard.

[Hannah J. S.]

granted, but he goes away before you can even see him

I wish for world peace

[Robert Newman]

Granted, But aliens invade.

I wish the next person's wish was uncorrupted.

[King of All Fools]

granted, but it ends the thread,

i wish the previous wish didn't happen so my wish wouldn't end the thread

wait just a minute...