Granted, but now you have no way of getting what is in your head down.
I wish that Nerdfighteria was an actual physical place where we could all hang out.
Granted, but that place is on the opposite side of the world from where you live.
I wish I could make characters come to life.
Granted, but they all hate you.
I wish I had an iPhone.
Granted, but the lightsaber app is permanently on, making constant swooshing noises.
I wish I had a dragon
Granted, but it imediately eats your family and friends.
I wish I were tall.
Your enormous height ostracizes you from people, if you stand up, your blood rushes down your legs at terminal velocity. After you pass, your skeleton is used as a space elevator.
I wish that my wish doesn't come true.
Granted but your tickets get stolen by a bird who uses them to furnish it's nest.
I wish I could meet Hank and John Green.
Granted. But they're zombies.
I wish it wasn't so hot.
A mile of snow drops from above it's very cold. You've also been squashed.
I wish for the happiness of the next poster.
Granted. And thank you. What makes me happy is the zombie apocalypse. Unfortunately you're one of the first to die.
I wish I had the deductive skills of Sherlock Holmes.