Granted, "WE" are no longer in the Black Hole, "You" are.
I wish for the ability to read minds.
granted. within a day you hate everyone on the planet. EVERYONE.
i wish that i was one half-inch taller.
Granted but then every other person becomes two meters shorter and is out to get you, the giant.
I wish I didn't sweat so much during summer.
Granted, but the extra confidence leads to arrogance which causes more problems than it solves.
I wish that I remembered more of my dreams when I woke up.
granted. you never dream again, you only have nightmares
i wish that i was happy and nobody else was upset in any way by it.
Granted, but now people cannot remember you no matter how many times you meet.
I wish i could get a corrupted wish.
Granted, but it is the worst one that anyone has ever thought off.
I wish I could have a paradox.
granted. the universe just imploded. you happy with yourself?
i wish everyone was nicer
Granted. Everyone is nicer, to everyone else but you.
I wish for insanity.
It is- But now the world implodes.
I wish I were a companion to the Doctor.