Granted but since everyone tells pointless lies, society collapses.
I wish more people knew about the Symphony of Science....
they do, but they hate it.
i wish for a tobuscus shirt!
Granted but it's two sizes too small so you can't wear it.
I wish that there were more NF gatherings in London (UK).
Granted! But then the pet turns nasty and ends up ripping out your throat.
I wish my hair looked a bit better .)
Granted but after 1 day of totally awesome hair your hair will never look as good as it did then.
I wish that my cold would go away.
Granted, but it has been replaced by swine flu.
I wish there was no school tomorrow for me so I could recover from all my aches and pains.
Granted,but you die a hobo aged 36, you have one qualification in beauty therapy. Not so dark, well, in relation to the previous one.
I wish that I could learn other languages within a day and still remember how to speak the languages I already know.
Granted, but those languages are Dalmatian and Selonian.
I wish that I didn't have to write a page on microscopes for my Biology homework.
Granted, you get to write 5 pages. In a biro that keeps pretending to run out. On scrunched up old paper.
I wish I could go to the moon.
Granted, but you forgot to specify that you would like a return trip. You are stuck there forever
I wish the guy I want to talk to would sign in to skype already