Corrupt a Wish.

[Terra Rose]

It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

[ryan brennan]

it's not dreams, that makes no sense. i didnt wish for m wish back, i wished that it hadn't been taken away, because that's a stupid way to ruin a wish.

[Braeden the conquerer]

I grant and command that you all have wishes and no dreams.

I wish for the black death to kill me.

[crystal tilford]

granted but u come back as a ghost who cant leave the stop in witch u die.

i wish i had red hair

[Lily O'Flaherty]

Granted, but you are forced by an ancient German barbarian to put butter in it.

 

I wish that my birthday would be sooner!

[Victoria Linner]

Granted but nobody will remember it. And you're not allowed to tell anyone.

I wish that I could find my i tunes gift card.

 

 

[ryan brennan]

you do, but it is then eaten by a giant ginea pig who then devours your soul.

 

i wish for my pathological fear of ginea pigs to go away.

[crystal tilford]

granted but now u r afraid of every thing else

i wish i was in a band

[Alison]

Granted but you are in a band with Justin Beiber and Rebecca Black.

 

I wish my friend would text me back.

[crystal tilford]

ranted but she? he? talles u that they hate u.

i wish for some Samoa ice cream

[Alison]

You know, if he texted me he hates me I would be kind of depressed lol

Granted but its poision

 

I wish my other friend (he) would join my skype call back. 

[ryan brennan]

he does, but he then dies.

 

i wish for fun!

[Braeden the conquerer]

Granted, but its fun for the people raping and killing your family!

I wish for a pet dog sized dragon who does not harm me or run away, can speak, dispenses wisdom, breathes fire, is immortal, can fly, shits rarely, and eats only doritos.