ypu are, but you get attacked, raped and murdered by an orc who then sells your corpse to a necrophiliac goblin or some shit, i don't even know anymore.
i wish for a glass of ordinary, unpoisoned, clean, entirely safe water to appear on my desk, which i will then be able to pick up, pull to my mouth and drink.
You become a full time companion but with each new face of the Doctor you get older and depressed, eventually you end up dying in real life during a live broadcast
I wish that I could spend my whole life just playing Sim 2
Oh yes. That is a wish that should be granted. But as i must corrupt it...It's the sims 3 instead. :D I prefer sims 3!!
I wish the sims 3 was less glitchy, laggy and that they didn't try to rip us off selling all the nice clothes for money and letting all the crap stuff come with the base game... I miss nice sims 2 clothes... *sob sob*
Sims 3 becomes all the things you want it to be but then sadly your computer/laptop breaks never to fixed, and you can't afford a new one
I wish that people would smile more .)
Granted, though they smile at you in a way that creeps you out.
I wish internet would be easily available in the entire world.
Granted, but people's mouths end up bleeding from the constant smiling, so though they're smiling they're bleeding and crying in pain.
I wish I had a T.A.R.D.I.S :)
anouk, it is, but everyone becomes a scammer except you and you get 500000000000 emails every day asking i you can send money to the nigerian royal family.
lily, you get it and use it to go back to the stuart era, then you are burneda the stake for witchcraft.
i wish for infinite wishes that i can make for whatever i want, and the ability to wish those things away if they come back to haunt me.
Granted but you rip the very fabric of space time with your first wish and the universe is no more. And as everyone's dead (yes, including you), you can't wish it away because it happened too fast for you to realise what was going on. Thanks, you just killed everyone.
I wish that the universe wasn't just destroyed.
you can't, you were inside it when it was destroyed.
i wish that i could make a wis from beyond the grave and wish for the universe back.
Granted but you wish for the ability to time travel cause a paradox and end the existence of the universe including yourself and the ability to retract the wish.
I wish I was actually able to spell :-P
Done, but every time you see a spelling error you have to correct it.
I wish economy wasn't so damn difficult!
it's not, but everything else becomes super-difficult, including moving and eating.
i wish for an entire coast of america to be embarrassed about the exaggeration of a GIANT earthquake that wasn't actually that big.