Nerdfighters

It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

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Granted, but you'll get hit by a plane.

I wish I was a timelord.

Granted, but you can only sing in Klingon.

 

I wish I could meet Auntie Sparknotes in Real life.

Granted, but the moment you both exchange hellos- she collapses in a heart attack and dies (forever).

I wish I had a pet Ninja Turtle.

Granted, but it chokes on a piece of pizza and dies.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

Granted, you are now a fish, but then you get eaten by a shark while your family watch and laugh. Sorry.

I wish i could have a cookie.

Granted, but the cookie is poisonous and you die after eating it.

 

I wish I could see in the dark.

Granted,but you see ONLY in the dark.

I wish I had some cake.

Granted, but the cake is make of rocks.

I wish I owned a flying skateboard.

Granted, but it crashes and you die

I wish I had a bigger part in my  play

Granted, but now you can't remember any of your lines.

 

I wish I owned a dragon that could only help plants grow.  (and is vegetarian)

Granted, but the plants are not vegatarian, they eat everyone.

 

I wish I was good at singing.

Granted, but you are only good at singing in Elvish.

 

I wish I had a green thumb.

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