Granted, but you'll get hit by a plane.
I wish I was a timelord.
Granted, but you can only sing in Klingon.
I wish I could meet Auntie Sparknotes in Real life.
Granted, but the moment you both exchange hellos- she collapses in a heart attack and dies (forever).
I wish I had a pet Ninja Turtle.
Granted, but it chokes on a piece of pizza and dies.
I wish I could breathe underwater.
Granted, you are now a fish, but then you get eaten by a shark while your family watch and laugh. Sorry.
I wish i could have a cookie.
Granted, but the cookie is poisonous and you die after eating it.
I wish I could see in the dark.
Granted,but you see ONLY in the dark.
I wish I had some cake.
Granted, but the cake is make of rocks.
I wish I owned a flying skateboard.
Granted, but it crashes and you die
I wish I had a bigger part in my play
Granted, but now you can't remember any of your lines.
I wish I owned a dragon that could only help plants grow. (and is vegetarian)
Granted, but the plants are not vegatarian, they eat everyone.
I wish I was good at singing.
Granted, but you are only good at singing in Elvish.
I wish I had a green thumb.