Granted, but then you lose your memory and end up joining the circus.
I wish I could have made that wish so that I could have wished to be best friends with the director or perhaps camerawo/man so they'd tell me what's gonna happen in the next episodes of doctor who.
Granted But you wish for yourself to be stuck in space and have no way of returning.
I wish to meet an alien :3.
Granted, it makes you a pet, teaches you tricks, makes you do tap dancing and then makes you into stew.
I wish all the moths in the world would just stop the conspiracy they obvious have to get into my room.
Gaahh I hate moths xD They scare me
Granted, but now house flys are attracted to your room :3
I wish I didn't have a fear of moths D:
Granted, Now instead of Moths it's yellow jackets and bees.
I wish for a pot of real gold that is unstealable.
Granted, but then Ginny come after you in a rage of jealousy and accidentally kills you.
I wish I had A's in all my classes.
Granted, but you just got busted for cheating.
I wish I could sing in key.
Granted, but everyone you sing to becomes tone-deaf.
I wish I had perfect memory.
Granted, you can remember perfectly the exact details of things you don't want to remember and in exchange you can't remember anything else.
I wish I could stop eating crisps.
Granted, but now you can't stop eating brussel sprouts.
I wish I would get better right now :D
Granted, but now you have pile and piles of hw to make up.
I wish my essay was done already.