It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

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Granted, but the cookie is poisonous and you die after eating it.


I wish I could see in the dark.

Granted,but you see ONLY in the dark.

I wish I had some cake.

Granted, but the cake is make of rocks.

I wish I owned a flying skateboard.

Granted, but it crashes and you die

I wish I had a bigger part in my  play

Granted, but now you can't remember any of your lines.


I wish I owned a dragon that could only help plants grow.  (and is vegetarian)

Granted, but the plants are not vegatarian, they eat everyone.


I wish I was good at singing.

Granted, but you are only good at singing in Elvish.


I wish I had a green thumb.

Granted, the thumb on your hand is now green, swollen and leaking yellow pus that give off noxious fumes.

You haven't created a wish D: I guess i'll have to make one :3


I wish I could get high grades in my GCSE's.


Granted, but then you lose your memory and end up joining the circus.

I wish I could have made that wish so that I could have wished to be best friends with the director or perhaps camerawo/man so they'd tell me what's gonna happen in the next episodes of doctor who.

They tell you and that it's the last episode ever and the episode turns out to be stupid and rubbish.

I wish for another wish.

Granted But you wish for yourself to be stuck in space and have no way of returning.


I wish to meet an alien :3.


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