Granted, but then Ginny come after you in a rage of jealousy and accidentally kills you.
I wish I had A's in all my classes.
Granted, but you just got busted for cheating.
I wish I could sing in key.
Granted, but everyone you sing to becomes tone-deaf.
I wish I had perfect memory.
Granted, you can remember perfectly the exact details of things you don't want to remember and in exchange you can't remember anything else.
I wish I could stop eating crisps.
Granted, but now you can't stop eating brussel sprouts.
I wish I would get better right now :D
Granted, but now you have pile and piles of hw to make up.
I wish my essay was done already.
It's done, but so badly the school kicks you out and you can't get a job and you get a criminal record after trying to steal food from greggs and your family disownes you and you become a homeless bum.
I WISH MY SISTER WOULD GET OUT OF THE LIVING ROOM SO I COULD WATCH DOCTOR WHO. D':/p>
Wish granted, but after she leaves the power goes out, so you can't watch.
I wish it was Friday (Not that awful song! The day of the week!).
Granted but since it is now Friday everyone one you know starts singing "that awful song" when they see you.
I wish that i was a faster and more accurate typer.
Granted, but now you have 6 really big tests that you have to study for otherwise you'll fail all of your classes.
I wish I didn't have to wake up so early to go to school.
Granted, now they are unicorns.
I wish I had a Golden Ticket.