I grant and command that you all have wishes and no dreams.
I wish for the black death to kill me.
granted but u come back as a ghost who cant leave the stop in witch u die.
i wish i had red hair
Granted, but you are forced by an ancient German barbarian to put butter in it.
I wish that my birthday would be sooner!
Granted but nobody will remember it. And you're not allowed to tell anyone.
I wish that I could find my i tunes gift card.
you do, but it is then eaten by a giant ginea pig who then devours your soul.
i wish for my pathological fear of ginea pigs to go away.
granted but now u r afraid of every thing else
i wish i was in a band
Granted but you are in a band with Justin Beiber and Rebecca Black.
I wish my friend would text me back.
ranted but she? he? talles u that they hate u.
i wish for some Samoa ice cream
You know, if he texted me he hates me I would be kind of depressed lol
Granted but its poision
I wish my other friend (he) would join my skype call back.
he does, but he then dies.
i wish for fun!
Granted, but its fun for the people raping and killing your family!
I wish for a pet dog sized dragon who does not harm me or run away, can speak, dispenses wisdom, breathes fire, is immortal, can fly, shits rarely, and eats only doritos.