It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

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Granted, but you become a hoarder instead

I wish I was able to teleport through the summer and get back to school

Granted, but every class you have is on the exact same subject, which also happens to be your least favorite taught be your least favorite teacher.

I wish all my college debt was suddenly cleared so that I owed nothing.

Granted, but you paid it off with credit cards and now your interest rates are twice as high.

I wish college was over and I could start teaching already!
Granted, but get payed in unicorn poop and teach for snotty brats.

I wish I could book hop!
Granted, your legs are books and you can only move by hopping.

I wish I could control time.

Granted, but they completely avoid you specifically and can't be legally photographed.

I wish i could make more money.

Granted, but they'd be living in amazon jungles and everytime one dies they burst into fames and set the jungle whole on fire .
I wish i had a photosynthetic pegasus which pooped knowledge.
Granted, but the poop has a worse smell than normal poop and poachers find your pegasus and lock it up in a dark cell where it's unable to produce food and eventually dies.
I wish J.K. Rowling would write an eighth Harry Potter book.
Granted but once you read it you will find it similar to your life because WE ARE BOOK EIGHT!
I wish it was possible to live on a cloud.
Lol, wow totally didn't expect that. So book eight is so boring?? :((
Book eight is different for everybody. It is however you image it.

I wish that I could remember my dreams.


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