It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

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Granted. But now everyone else will hate them.
I wish I could understand and speak every language.

Granted, but everyone else suddenly becomes deaf and loses their hands :c

I wish i could transport anywhere at my own will in an instant.

Granted, but you lose parts of your body every time you do.

I wish I had the awesome magical-ness required to grant my own wishes.

Granted, but they turn out corrupted.

I wish I had a train.

Granted, but it's the one from Supereight, and it's in quite a few pieces.

I wish I could there I could register another color in the spectrum.

Granted, but it's a wavelength your eyes can't see.

I wish I was millionaire.

Granted, but you suffocate under the giant pile of money that suddenly appears.

I with I were a mermaid. 

Granted, but you're in the desert.

I wish my phone's battery would never die.

Granted, it's powered by fusion and soon explodes.
I wish some of my coworkers were Nerdfighters.
Granted, but you have to clean the Taj Mahal with a tooth brush.
I wish I could sing well.

Granted, but all you can sing is Justin Bieber songs.

I wish i was strong.

Granted but you crush everything you touch.
I wish I was an astronaut.


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