Granted, but everyone else suddenly becomes deaf and loses their hands :c
I wish i could transport anywhere at my own will in an instant.
Granted, but you lose parts of your body every time you do.
I wish I had the awesome magical-ness required to grant my own wishes.
Granted, but they turn out corrupted.
I wish I had a train.
Granted, but it's the one from Supereight, and it's in quite a few pieces.
I wish I could there I could register another color in the spectrum.
Granted, but it's a wavelength your eyes can't see.
I wish I was millionaire.
Granted, but you suffocate under the giant pile of money that suddenly appears.
I with I were a mermaid.
Granted, but you're in the desert.
I wish my phone's battery would never die.
Granted, but all you can sing is Justin Bieber songs.
I wish i was strong.