Granted. Now they shrink. I wish I would win at everything.
Granted, but you can only enter the most humiliating of contests(fear factor) I wish i wasn't so lonely
Granted, but now you can never be alone at all. I wish I was good looking.
Granted, but now you spend all of your time posing for other people's pictures.
I wish that I had a mute button for stupid people.
granted but they don't fit.
i wish my hamster would would stop biting people
granted, but it is now dead
i wish i didn't fall for people that i'd be insane to date
Granted, but the library contains only Twiligth fanfiction.
I wish I could be a wizard in Griffindoor
Granted but Griffindor house is abolished later that day
I wish I could live in a video game
Granted, but you're an NPC.
I wish I could have a free pizza whenever I want one.
Granted, but the pizza is burned every time.
I wish I could play piano