Granted, but you're an NPC.
I wish I could have a free pizza whenever I want one.
Granted, but the pizza is burned every time.
I wish I could play piano
Granted but the piano becomes the laughing stock of the music world
I wish that I could met the vlog brothers
Granted, but they turn out to be aliens from another planet that have come to destroy earth.
I wish Grandma Nutt from the board game Candyland was a real person.
Granted, but a single large meteor completely destroys New York whilst you are there
I wish that I didnt have to come up with a wish
I wish I had a Facebook.
Granted, but you have no friends
Creepy, but both things happened. lololoo
Granted, but you only get to stop at boring places.
I wish I could take a nap right now.