Corrupt a Wish.

[Terra Rose]

It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

[Emmeline R.]

Granted, but you use your skills to be a criminal mastermind, and the real Holmes brothers use their combined powers to put you in jail.

I wish there was no pollution.

[Ado]

denied, but you got your real desire and broke the universe

i wish to disrupt the status quo

[Robert Newman]

Granted, now the Economies of the world have completely failed and there is a rampant war raging.

I wish for the abilities to help people.

[Zabet]

Granted, but you can never help yourself.

I wish the Doctor would land in my backyard.

[Hannah J. S.]

granted, but he goes away before you can even see him

I wish for world peace

[Robert Newman]

Granted, But aliens invade.

I wish the next person's wish was uncorrupted.

[King of All Fools]

granted, but it ends the thread,

i wish the previous wish didn't happen so my wish wouldn't end the thread

wait just a minute...

[Austin Cox]

Granted, but you create a paradox. This causes us to suddenly become sucked into a a slow black hole.

I wish that we weren't trapped in this black hole.

[Robert Newman]

Granted, "WE" are no longer in the Black Hole, "You" are.

I wish for the ability to read minds.

[ryan brennan]

granted. within a day you hate everyone on the planet. EVERYONE.

i wish that i was one half-inch taller.

[Lauren Smith]

Granted but then every other person becomes two meters shorter and is out to get you, the giant.

I wish I didn't sweat so much during summer.

[ryan brennan]

Granted. The planet is now just a frozen wasteland. There is no such thing as summer any more.

I wish that confidence was easier for me to achieve.