It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

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granted, but now 'well' is the only word you can say.

i wish my coat was waterproof.

Granted, but now it's also see-through.

I wish my alarm would set itself automatically to the correct time.

granted, but it's too quiet to hear

i wish it was warmer in the mornings

Granted, but it's freezing the rest of the day.

I wish I could sing better.

Granted, but only when you are alone.

I wish I had a UFO of my own.

Granted but it truly is a UFO and you will NEVER know what it is. It follows you. It watches you. And it has plans for you.

I wish i had telekinesis by force field( i would use force fields to manipulate the World around me)

You can't change the strength (so it would be random)

I wish i would be immortal 

Granted but you would still age (just not die from it) and feel pain.

I wish I had three more wishes.

Granted, but that wish does require a payment of 4 wishes. So you now owe me one wish.

That wish will be I wish I had unlimited monies.


I wish i was cool

Granted. Your body temperature has been lowered to the point where you die of hypothermia.


I wish I would stop sneezing multiple times in a row.

Granted, But now you cough multiple times in a row.

I wish that we had jetpacks.


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