Nerdfighters

It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

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Granted, but a new exotic plague pops up and kills 1/2 the worlds population, because the worlds not a wish granting factory...
I wish I could fly
Granted, but you never wished you could land, so you can't! I wish I could eat whatever I wanted without getting fat...

Granted, but all of your food has to be the same color without added dye; choose a color, and it stays that way for the rest of your life. I wish to be a metamorphagus (think Tonks).

Granted but you never specified what you could eat so you can only eat raw road kill. I wish I was a real bird.

Granted... but then a cat shows up...

I wish I could have any super powers I could imagine.

Granted but then you have an all consuming desire for cheeseburgers
Granted, but you fly straight into a window. I wish I would've gotten my Hogwarts letter when I was eleven.

Granted, but you attend Hogwarts the same year as the Final Battle in book seven, and you die before the school year is over.

I wish that I didn't have OCD.

Granted, but you become a hoarder instead

I wish I was able to teleport through the summer and get back to school

Granted, but every class you have is on the exact same subject, which also happens to be your least favorite taught be your least favorite teacher.

I wish all my college debt was suddenly cleared so that I owed nothing.

Granted, but you paid it off with credit cards and now your interest rates are twice as high.

I wish college was over and I could start teaching already!
Granted, but get payed in unicorn poop and teach for snotty brats.

I wish I could book hop!

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