Granted, but you use your skills to be a criminal mastermind, and the real Holmes brothers use their combined powers to put you in jail.
I wish there was no pollution.
denied, but you got your real desire and broke the universe
i wish to disrupt the status quo
Granted, now the Economies of the world have completely failed and there is a rampant war raging.
I wish for the abilities to help people.
Granted, but you can never help yourself.
I wish the Doctor would land in my backyard.
granted, but he goes away before you can even see him
I wish for world peace
Granted, But aliens invade.
I wish the next person's wish was uncorrupted.
granted, but it ends the thread,
i wish the previous wish didn't happen so my wish wouldn't end the thread
wait just a minute...
Granted, but you create a paradox. This causes us to suddenly become sucked into a a slow black hole.
I wish that we weren't trapped in this black hole.
Granted, "WE" are no longer in the Black Hole, "You" are.
I wish for the ability to read minds.
granted. within a day you hate everyone on the planet. EVERYONE.
i wish that i was one half-inch taller.
Granted but then every other person becomes two meters shorter and is out to get you, the giant.
I wish I didn't sweat so much during summer.