Granted, but the extra confidence leads to arrogance which causes more problems than it solves.
I wish that I remembered more of my dreams when I woke up.
granted. you never dream again, you only have nightmares
i wish that i was happy and nobody else was upset in any way by it.
Granted, but now people cannot remember you no matter how many times you meet.
I wish i could get a corrupted wish.
Granted, but it is the worst one that anyone has ever thought off.
I wish I could have a paradox.
granted. the universe just imploded. you happy with yourself?
i wish everyone was nicer
Granted. Everyone is nicer, to everyone else but you.
I wish for insanity.
It is- But now the world implodes.
I wish I were a companion to the Doctor.
Granted but now you are also a biscuit.
I wish I had a cup of tea.
Granted. It's cold.
I wish I had a time machine.
Granted, but you can only travel within the past five minutes.
I wish I could meet John and Hank.
Granted, it happens at 3 AM and they sleepwalk past you.
I wish I could tell the future.