Granted, but the apocalypse comes and wipes out every other sentient being on the planet, besides yourself.
I wish I had amazing ninja skills.
Granted but now your head is in outer space and you suffocate.
I wish the world was a musical.
granted, but all the songs were written buy Justine Bieber
I wish i was the smartest person alive
Granted, but you're also the only person alive. (And come on, dude. If you're insulting someone, leave gender out of it. Cross-gender insults are ignorant and empty. Don't be that kid. You can do better.)
I wish my body functioned properly and painlessly.
Granted, but your mind does no longer work properly.
I wish i was dead. (I just want to see someone corrupt that)
Granted, but now you are a ghost and are forced to watch your loved ones cry all the time and not be able to comfort them.
I wish everyone had parents who loved them.
Granted, but everyone else suddenly becomes deaf and loses their hands :c
I wish i could transport anywhere at my own will in an instant.
Granted, but you lose parts of your body every time you do.
I wish I had the awesome magical-ness required to grant my own wishes.
Granted, but they turn out corrupted.
I wish I had a train.