Nerdfighters

It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

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Granted but you would still age (just not die from it) and feel pain.

I wish I had three more wishes.

Granted, but that wish does require a payment of 4 wishes. So you now owe me one wish.

That wish will be I wish I had unlimited monies.

Granted, EVERYTHING IS NOW MONIES

I wish i was cool

Granted. Your body temperature has been lowered to the point where you die of hypothermia.

 

I wish I would stop sneezing multiple times in a row.

Granted, But now you cough multiple times in a row.

I wish that we had jetpacks.

Granted, but they blow up if you try to use them.

I wish I had a bowl of delicious ice cream.

Granted. But the bowl is really really small. More like a thimble than anything.

I wish I could get more sleep.

Granted, but now you hardly spend any time awake.

I wish I had more chocolate.

Granted, but it c
Granted, but it comes to life and eats you instead.
I wish I had the super power of healing.

Granted, but whenever you use it it sucks energy out of your own body and feels like getting stabbed everywhere on your body.

I wish I could be stress-free.

granted but you have literally no care. you are near comatose in you life. you walk around eat sleep and drink. that's it. you care for nothing else.

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