Granted but you would still age (just not die from it) and feel pain.
I wish I had three more wishes.
Granted, but that wish does require a payment of 4 wishes. So you now owe me one wish.
That wish will be I wish I had unlimited monies.
Granted, EVERYTHING IS NOW MONIES
I wish i was cool
Granted. Your body temperature has been lowered to the point where you die of hypothermia.
I wish I would stop sneezing multiple times in a row.
Granted, But now you cough multiple times in a row.
I wish that we had jetpacks.
Granted, but they blow up if you try to use them.
I wish I had a bowl of delicious ice cream.
Granted. But the bowl is really really small. More like a thimble than anything.
I wish I could get more sleep.
Granted, but now you hardly spend any time awake.
I wish I had more chocolate.
Granted, but whenever you use it it sucks energy out of your own body and feels like getting stabbed everywhere on your body.
I wish I could be stress-free.
granted but you have literally no care. you are near comatose in you life. you walk around eat sleep and drink. that's it. you care for nothing else.