Corrupt a Wish.

[Terra Rose]

It's a game. Bob and Sally will now show you how to play.

Bob: I wish I had a dog.
Sally: Granted, but it eats you. I wish I had a shirt.
Bob: Granted, but it's ugly.

Anyone who still doesn't know how to play can go jump in a lake to some other Ning because this one clearly PROHIBITS OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY is not for you.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty common forum game, so it might have been here before. No, I did not search the forum to find out if this is a repeat thread, so any trolls can feel free to tell me that it is and I'll take the discussion down. But, you know, *lazy*...

[Kayla]

Granted, but the extra confidence leads to arrogance which causes more problems than it solves.

I wish that I remembered more of my dreams when I woke up.

[ryan brennan]

granted. you never dream again, you only have nightmares

i wish that i was happy and nobody else was upset in any way by it.

[Robert Newman]

Granted, but now people cannot remember you no matter how many times you meet.

I wish i could get a corrupted wish.

[Austin Cox]

Granted, but it is the worst one that anyone has ever thought off.

I wish I could have a paradox.

[ryan brennan]

granted. the universe just imploded. you happy with yourself?

i wish everyone was nicer

[Dalton Wynn]

Granted. Everyone is nicer, to everyone else but you.

I wish for insanity.

[Jacob Cleverley]

Granted, but now we can't play this game.
I wish this thread was longer.

[Morgan Faye]

It is- But now the world implodes.

I wish I were a companion to the Doctor.

[HeidiVz]

Granted but now you are also a biscuit. 

I wish I had a cup of tea. 

[Fenchurch]

Granted. It's cold.

I wish I had a time machine.

[Shayna Himelfarb]

Granted, but you can only travel within the past five minutes.

I wish I could meet John and Hank.

[Fenchurch]

Granted, it happens at 3 AM and they sleepwalk past you.

I wish I could tell the future.