Granted but all your would be stress transfers over to the person you love the most.
I wish I was a good dancer.
Granted, but you have such horrible stage fright that you won't even dance by yourself.
I wish I could meet my online bestie face-to-face.
Granted, but it turns out that she is nothing like she said she was so you end up hating each other.
I wish that I could be the Doctor's companion for the rest of my very long life.
granted but your K9.
I wish i was a little bit taller, a baller, and had a girl who was good whom i could call.
granted, but your too much of a baller and youre now 30 inches taller and anytime you call her she is screwing another dude/girl
Granted, but he turns into Bino the Elephant after riding him the first time.
I wish I knew what to talk about to make an interesting vlog.
Granted, but nobody listens to you ever again.
I wish I was a Muggle.
Well, to make you a muggle I have to get rid of magic, but then if magic doesn't exist then your wish can't be granted, but then you're not a muggle, but then you make the wish... Magical loop. Forever. Boom.
I wish could have veto powers over other people's wishes.
Granted, but only if you do so by reciting a rhyming couplet consisting of real English language words, where the first line ends with "orange".
I wish there was a real English language word that rhymed with "orange".
Door Hinge. (This ain't my first rodeo, kid.)
I wish I could understand more than one language.
Lubido tua donata est, sed Latinem non scis et omnes nunc Latine loquentur.
I wish I hadn't needed a Latin dictionary for some of those words...